𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁; the pevensie's

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐝

I've mentioned some these things several times before but here I am putting them all in one

age: 17

1. He'd have ADHD. I don't really know why, but I have a feeling that modern Edmund would have it

2. He would have depression and/or anxiety. Modern Edmund would not only still struggle with trying to forgive himself for betraying his family for Jadis, and leaving Narnia forever as a whole, but I can still imagine him having other issues that are causing his depression. Those things being like living under Peter's shadow, or possibly getting bullied at school. Whatever it may be that is the cause, I can see him having depression/anxiety
             -and due to his depression, he'd have to go to therapy and was given a journal by his therapist to write about his feelings and shit (he fucking hates it)

3. He'd eat a SHIT LOAD of food. ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME. Yet never gains weight ofc

4. A whole rebel child. Has a tendency to break rules and get detention at school often. The reason he rebels: attention. He feels neglected at times and craves for some sort of attention, and so he does it through the most idiotic ways. He also does it for plain enjoyment because fuck rules

5. RADIATES BISEXUAL ENERGY. You think you know how obviously bisexual a person can be until you meet Edmund Pevensie. He always checks boys out in locker rooms (surprisingly no boy has ever noticed him doing so) and whistles to girls in the hallways (oh but don't worry, these girls don't mind it at all. In fact, he'd be a total chick magnet)

6. He'd loveee rock music. Edmund would be a complete sucker for classic rock. Of course he enjoys newer music, but boy does he like his Queen and Pink Floyd vinyl records

7. Hella musical. The boy can't sing for shit but could play piano like a fucking god

8. He'd be v sarcastic. Rarely ever serious and always cracking jokes. When he is serious though, you can obviously tell

9. A lil bookworm/writer. Despite that he HATES writing in a journal, he loves to write stories. Lot of the ones he has written were of course about his and his siblings experience in Narnia (however he'd change their names, of course). He'd also love to read, he could spend hours upon hours in a library, reading any and every book.

There are other little things I can imagine for modern Edmund but not big enough to go into much detail. Such as being an e-boy AND a soft boy all at the same time, being a skater boi (ofc), most likely has stacks of playboys and playsgirls hidden deep in this closet (ofc), washes his hair three times a week so it's greasy a lot of the time, he has a juul only because everyone else does (he really really hates vaping, however), his best fucking friend would be Susan (imma write my headcanon about them soon because HOLY FUCK I LOVE THEM), he likes the outdoors but also dislikes leaving his bed, probably likes fancy shit but only because he got used to having a luxury life back in Narnia, and he'd also be the most aesthetically pleasing guy you'd ever meet.

And that's that. That's how I see our lovely little Edmund in today's world. I will be making these for the other Pevensies' soon as well :)