𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐁; the pevensie's

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 | 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐨𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐬 (𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚)

Peter
-a frat boy
-has a huge ass ego but secretly would die for his family
-coffee or tea? Coffee (would tell the barista his name is High King Peter the Magnificent then ask to speak to the manager when the barista only puts Peter)
-popular but gets annoying as hell
-sexuality: straight

"Well I'm the high king- I don't have to wash dishes"

Susan
-a realist
-doesn't tolerate Peter's ego
-has straight A's and freaks out if she gets an 89 on something
-goes to the library after school to study (unlike Edmund and Lucy who only go to make noise and bug people)
-has a sense of humor but rarely shows it
-coffee or tea? Tea
-sexuality: straight

"Yes, we all know you're the high king, Peter"

Edmund
-sass king
-most sarcastic person you'll ever meet
-emotional asf
-eats too much but never gains weight
-showers in cologne
-hair is greasy
-probably has a juul but only uses it at school (he actually hates vaping, but wants to fit in)
-swears 25/8 (Lucy tends to "tell on him" but their mom doesn't care)
-bites his nails
-coffee or tea? Tea
-sexuality: FLAMING BISEXUAL

"I'm such a basic and salty bitch that even salt itself can't get on my level"

Lucy
-overly positive
-practicality forces people to smile and be happy
-gets mad at her siblings for cussing around her
-softie™
-goes to church more than the average person would
-probably draws (a lot)
-coffee or tea? Coffee
-sexuality: asexual (because she's that damn pure)

"How dearest thou swear near me peasant"

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big thanks to my ibf hayley for helping me write these :,)