VI (Bonus 2)

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If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away?

Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?

 Take my advice — it’s not like I’m dumb enough to.

 Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.

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