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Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.


My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.

Here's something to motivate people

Always remember: You’re just as unique as everybody else.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 26, 2019 ⏰

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