Creepypasta Story
Title: Don't Wear Contacts Made by Newlife Vision
Length: ShortI don’t know about everyone else, but I have always had terrible vision. Generally, it gets worse from year to year, but there are some years I’m able to skip the decay. I wear contact lenses because I’ve tried to avoid the nerd stigma my whole life, I’m not entirely sure the contacts help though, but I prefer them regardless.
This year my vision had definitely gotten worse, I could tell just by trying to read words from afar. I was almost out of contact lenses as well, so it was time to go see my optometrist.
The visit went about as usual, doing a bunch of vision tests, getting bright lights shined in my eyes, and trying to guess what letter the big blur was once he asked me to take out my contacts.
As suspected my vision had indeed gotten worse. When I asked my doctor about ordering new contacts, he offered me a strange proposal.
“This may seem weird, but I just received a new shipment of contacts today. This new company sent me an experimental set of contacts. To be blunt, I’m looking for a guinea pig to try them out on.”
That was a bit weird.
“New contacts? Do they match my prescription?” I said, a bit confused.
“That’s the thing, apparently these contacts auto-adjust to the person wearing them. I have no clue how it works, but if it does it would be an incredible stride for optometry. Your new contacts will take a few days to get here anyway, but if these work you could be back to perfect vision today.” The Doctor replied.
I didn’t like the idea of being a guinea pig, especially after all the TV and Movies I’ve watched where experiments don’t end quite well. On the other hand, this sounded incredible, contacts that automatically adjust to your eyes? I was just curious to see if such a thing existed.
In the end curiosity won out.
“I’ll try them,” I said.
My optometrist quickly left the room with a grin, and returned a few minutes later with a small box in one hand, and a piece of paper in the other. Which I quickly learned what the paper was for.
“I’m going to need you to sign this waiver, like I said they are experimental.”
Well, it looks like I won’t be getting a big pay day if something goes wrong, I thought as I signed the waiver.
After getting that out of the way the doctor set the box in front of me. “NewLife Vision,” it read. “Helping you see a new outlook on life.” What a cheesy slogan, I thought, as I restrained myself from laughing out loud.
I opened the small box and pulled out the even smaller two containers from within. If you’ve ever worn contacts before you know what these containers look like.
I was easily able to put both contacts in within a span of 30 seconds. At first it seemed like they didn’t work, my vision was as blurry as it always is without contacts. After blinking a few times however, they started to become clearer. Another few seconds passed and I blinked a few more times, and they worked. My vision was absolutely perfect.
“This is amazing,” I said out loud without even realizing it.
“So they work then?” the doctor asked questioningly.
“Yes, they work perfectly. I might even have better than 20/20 vision now,” I stammered out.
The doctor laughed at this. He ran a few more tests to make sure the lenses were working right, and I passed them all with flying colors.