When I'm home alone and someone rings the door bell:
Me: Crap.
Me: Holy Hades, who could that be?
Me: Maybe it's a psychopath.
Me: Maybe it's a murderer.
Me: Maybe it's a thief about to break i-
Me: They wouldn't ring the bell.
Me: Maybe it's that creepy girl from The Ring!
Me: Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!!!
Doorbell: *rings*
Me: That's it. It's her. I am gonna die. I AM GONNA FREAKING DIE.
Me: *Opens door*
Mum: Hi, how has your day been?
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThe title kind of describes the content. This book-thing is full of thoughts, rants, some fangirling and, of course, randomness. (Don't you just love how the title is so Game of Thrones-ish? Master of Coin, Mother of Dragons, Book of Randomness)
