Computer: Monitor, display this document please.
Monitor: Sure, no problem boss.
Computer: OK, so now it looks like the Mouse is moving around, so Monitor, would you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything for you boss.
Computer: Great! Mouse where are you going?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: OK, let me know if she clicks anything.
Mouse: Yes sir!
Keyboard: Sir, she's pressing the control and P simultaneously!
Monitor: Oh Gods, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm NOT here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Holy Hades. Look, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir, she has clicked the Printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate her! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print it twice and we will leave you alone.
Printer: NO! that's what you always say! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out o-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it already!
Monitor: Consider it done.
Keyboard: AHHHH! She's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, she'll stop eventually.
Keyboard: She's pressing everything, oh gods, I don't know, she's just pressing everything!
Computer: Printer, look what you have done! Happy now?
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to get me to work! Next time...hey...hey...HEY! She's trying to open me! Help! HELP! PLEASE! NO! ERROR! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him...
Computer: He brought this on himself.
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DISCLAIMER THINGY: Not mine. Found it on el pinterest.
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThe title kind of describes the content. This book-thing is full of thoughts, rants, some fangirling and, of course, randomness. (Don't you just love how the title is so Game of Thrones-ish? Master of Coin, Mother of Dragons, Book of Randomness)
