Batim oneshots

April fools

I know I'm late! But I've been way too busy these few days, and my friend said I should do a really funny idea she gave me.
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Bendy wandered the halls, his tail swishing. "Ugh, I'm so hungry!" He moaned, looking for any food. Then he came upon the perfect source. There was a singular can of Bacon Soup on the ground, it looked like it was new to Bendy. He picked it up, opening the lid. And gulped part of it down, only to gag. "W-hat is this?" He chocked, wiping his mouth. He read the label, and sighed. "Out of date." He mumbled. Bendy suddenly had an idea, as it was April first, he would give the food to Boris as a joke! He ran through the halls, looking for his wolf buddy. Once he'd found Boris, he shoved the soup in his face. "Eat it! Before I do Boris!" He said, acting like he was hungry. Boris shrugged and ate the soup in two gulps. "Ugh what... Is this Bends?" He asked, coughing.
"Out of date soup! Ha! April fools!" Bendy yelled, dancing around the room. The wolf just smiled, trying not to vomit.

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