Aries: Accidentally leaves things on the stove all night
Taurus: Bakes you a cookie cake but eats half of it in the process
Gemini: Used to be vegetarian, then vegan, then paleo, now keto
i don't understand the last two but it's fine owo
Cancer: Makes sure everybody is fed before they eat
Leo: Only eats free range broccoli and caviar
Virgo: Measures out portions with a measuring cup
Libra: Eats off a dirty dish from the pile in the sink
Scorpio: Laces food with cyanide to build immunity
Sagittarius: Doesn't know how to pronounce any of the names of the dishes they brought to the potluck
Capricorn: Soylent for every meal
Aquarius: Can only eat if everyone else is eating
Pisces: Too troubled to remember if they've eaten today
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