Aries: Wait What
Taurus: I Finally Have An Excuse To Eat Whatever I Want
no actually-
Gemini: Please Be Twins
it's funny because last friday me and my gemini friend were just chilling before we see a girl holding hands with baby twins and my friend was like "i want to do that"
Cancer: *Already Has Room Things Picked Out*
Leo: My Kid Is Gonna Be Even More Perfect Than Me
Virgo: ..........
Libra: Celebratory Round Of Shots* Oh Shoot
rip that baby
Scorpio: Ew What
Sagittarius: Yoooooooooooo
Capricorn: Happy Crying
Aquarius: *Apologizes To Future Child*
Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG
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