Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*
Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys
Gemini: knock knock..... who's there.... *dies*
Cancer: some cliché movie last words
Leo: you should see the look on your face
Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked
Libra: lol bye
Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HECC
Sagittarius: wait am I dying
Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting
Aquarius: I see the light..... wait that's hecc fire
Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him

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