Aries: fight me
Taurus: ill never share my food with you again you're not a true friend
Gemini: *acts like nothing's wrong* *creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush*
Cancer: *cries* *stabs you with a knife* *cries while burying your dead body*
don't mess with us cancers
Leo: its because im too good for you and you're jealous of me loser
ugh wish i had this confidence
Virgo: did i do something to offend you?!?
Libra: *believes you when you said you didn't*
libra's are too pure sometimes
Scorpio: *makes your boyfriend cheat on you* *ruins your life*
what a nice way to seek revenge
Sagittarius: oh well what can you do, you weren't important to me anyway
respect
Capricorn: *talks about them back* *spreads rumors* *doesn't talk to you for 432852094707 years*
Aquarius: why would you do this to me im such a good friend?!?!
Pisces: *waterfalls pool out of their eyes* *invites you for cake the next day*
*cough* pisces are kinda hypocritical *COUGH*
*cough* but really everybody is a bit of a hypocrite *COUGH*
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