Aries: "Do you know who I am?"
Taurus: bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home
Gemini: is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their next victim
Cancer: "Lmao why do you want to kidnap me"
Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you"
Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean"
Libra: engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper
Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls"
Sagittarius: goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking
Capricorn: "This is not okay..."
Aquarius: "You insecure little... you are a low life"
Pisces: comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades
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