Aries: YES
Taurus: get the hecc away from me you crazy person
Gemini: you fake but you is squad
mmmtrue-
Cancer: weak baby
wow thanks
Leo: *cricket noises*
Virgo: um....
Libra: *unzips-* ok no more
Scorpio: NO NO NO NO NO CRAP NO NO NO
Sagittarius: you are a butthole but so am I so
Capricorn: you ain't unicorn fam
Aquarius: I love water
Pisces: fish is ugly
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