Aries: I'd rather sleep on the floor, then sleep with- *points at Capricorn*
Taurus: *eats all the food in the fridge*
Gemini: you're gonna pay for that, Taurus.
Cancer: This hotel feels nice, doesn't it?
I only say that if it is ACTUALLY niceLeo: *listens to The Weekend with Virgo while making I N N A P P R O P R I A T E jokes*
Virgo: *is uncomfortable* oh god......
Libra: *agrees with Cancer* It is!
dabs at my Libra friendsScorpio: *is sleeping*
Sagittarius: *pulls Aquarius to the swimming pool* Lets go swimming!
Capricorn: What do you mean?! *is very offended by Aries*
Aquarius: O-okay, jeez... *is forced to go swimming*
Pisces: *looks at both Sagittarius and Aquarius* Tch, idiots....

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