The Signs at a Hotel

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Aries: I'd rather sleep on the floor, then sleep with- *points at Capricorn*

Taurus: *eats all the food in the fridge*

Gemini: you're gonna pay for that, Taurus.

Cancer: This hotel feels nice, doesn't it?
I only say that if it is ACTUALLY nice

Leo: *listens to The Weekend with Virgo while making I N N A P P R O P R I A T E jokes*

Virgo: *is uncomfortable* oh god......

Libra: *agrees with Cancer* It is!
dabs at my Libra friends

Scorpio: *is sleeping*

Sagittarius: *pulls Aquarius to the swimming pool* Lets go swimming!

Capricorn: What do you mean?! *is very offended by Aries*

Aquarius: O-okay, jeez... *is forced to go swimming*

Pisces: *looks at both Sagittarius and Aquarius* Tch, idiots....

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