Lets Save 5sos

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~~ Luke pov ~~

Luke - hey Calum
Calum - hey asshole
Luke - what the fuck was that for
Calum - nothing
Ashton - what are we doing here Luke
Luke - we should get 5 seconds of summer back together
Micheal - I agree
Ashton - YES LETS DO IT
Calum - if you do your gonna have to find someone to replace me
Luke - why?
Ashton - don't be a bitch tits
Calum - excuse me
Micheal - we are a band
Ashton - your all I need
Calum - really Ashton your singing stay with me
Luke - Calum we need you
Calum - what about Britney
Micheal - your steal married to her
Calum - why would I not be
Micheal - no reason
Luke - are you in the band or not
Calum - I am in
Ashton - yay let's go make cupcakes
Micheal - Ashton are you stoned?
Ashton- no
Calum - are you gay?
Ashton - maybe sexy
Luke - da hell

They all do a group hug

Ashton grabs calums ass

Calum - Ashton remove you hand from my butt
Ashton - okay
Micheal - I always saw this coming
Luke - by the way I can't drink again or I could die
Ashton - what?
Calum - what do you mean
Luke - the doctor said if I drink again I could die
Micheal - that sucks
Ashton - can you still have sex
Luke - yes why would you ask that
Ashton - cause you are looking hot
Luke - um thanks
Calum - back off look Ashton mine
Ashton - you know I am married right
Micheal - to who?
Ashton - Taylor swift
Luke - oh yeah i didn't go to that
Calum - I feel so used
Micheal - I am the only single one
Luke - Jazmin wants a divorce
Calum - that sucks
Luke - yeah
Ashton - want Taylor to right a song about it
Micheal - what the hell
Ashton - she can make a whole album
Luke - thanks but no thanks
Ashton - ok but the officer is still on the table
Calum - I wish I married Taylor swift
Britney - you know I can here you right
Luke - you wife is here
Calum - this is my house
Britney - not for long if you ever say you wish you married Taylor swift
Ashton - hahaha she mine
Micheal - till she dumps your ass and make a new album
Luke - she should make a song about his tiny dick
Ashton - fuck you

They all laugh

5 seconds of summer is back

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