mlbb ; false love // a gugu fanfic

5th love | charade romance

"Hey, Gusion, the Baroque's are going to pay a visit. Guinevere will be coming along as well."

"*chokes* Dad, I'm eating. You shouldn't be saying things like that. That woman disgusts me."

"Well, you can't disagree to terms, Gusion. If you disagree, the Baroque family will take out your life. It won't be a deep matter to me anymore, Gusion. Since to your mother, you are a failure anyway. I'm sorry my son."

This is bad. Does dad mean I really have to take Baroque seriously? Just imagining it...it's bad.

"Good day, Paxley's! My name is Arthur Baroque, pleased morning."

"Yo."

"Excuse me?"

"Yo. My name' Gusion Paxal- I mean Paxley."

"Guinevere, why won't you accompany him?"

"Uhm, father? I'm afraid I shouldn't be acting all inlove with you being here."

"What?! Are you telling me that you should only act as you wish? What a disgrace, Guinevere Baroque! Perhaps, maybe you don't contain any emotions for the Paxley...same for the Paxley too..."

"U-Uhm..."

"Tell me, Paxley. Are you two really in love?"

This is so pressuring. But, if we don't do it we might actually lose everything...even our lives. So, we have to do this fake dating with all we have!

"Of course we're in love! I wanted to say she's kind and strong as a gorilla! We wanted you to know that this isn't that kind of regular love, right honey?"

"Oh darling! Stop making things bad! I like how your skin is so white it's as white as a bean sprout!"

"Sire, so they are really in love! What is to worry about, henceforth?"

"Hmm. I guess they really are! Sorry for doubting you two. I wish you a fun relationship!"

Phew. Wait a minute.

"Gwen, big brother wants to ask something."

Shit. It's Lancelot!

"O-O-Oh! What is it, big brother?"

"Who was the one who confessed their love first?"

Damn you Lancelot. Are you really choking me with your questions?

"U-Uhm..."

Erh...you can do it, Baroque!

"H-He...told me...it was love at first sight..." (///)

"Oh, it was love at first sight? How nice is it to be young! Then, how about this. What is little sister's favorite food and music genre? If you two really are in love, that should be really easy to answer."

Yes, I don't know what she likes, and my only hope is to make a random guess.

"Uhmm..."

"Tell me, Gusion Paxley."

"Uhm...Sh-She likes bananas and rock?"

Yep, I dunno.

"Hmm, that's weird. She only listens to classical music and hates bananas...Guinevere?"

"AH! NO, I LIKE BANANAS AND ROCK! I JUST STARTED LIKING THEM WITHOUT NOTICING!"