AURA [ JACK x ZACH ]

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'this is the beginning of your direct message history with @jackavery.'

jackavery: you're into lady gaga?

imzachherron: sometimes.

jackavery: the hell

imzachherron: ?

jackavery: what does sometimes mean?

imzachherron: idk i just said that

jackavery: oh?

imzachherron: yeah

jackavery: well, what's your favorite song by her?

imzachherron: probably angel down

jackavery: ooouuu good choice!

imzachherron: why was that a test or summ-

jackavery: o

imzachherron: what

jackavery: what

jackavery: okay, do you even want to talk to me? 

imzachherron: well yeah im the one who created this chat

jackavery: you seem very bored

imzachherron: well no crap idiot thats why i made the chat

jackavery: i don't appreciate this...

imzachherron: ugh

jackavery: what!?

imzachherron: youre the type to take jokes seriously

jackavery: boi u da 1 who call mi an ideot lik mans cmoN?!

imzachherron: please, you sound like when tv shows or books try to make a person texting "relatable" so they go 'u com 2 da parteh son m8 et v fun!!' god

jackavery: u got a problem wit mi typin like dis m8? 

imzachherron: k im gonna go

jackavery: ugh

imzachherron: ??

jackavery: you're the type to take jokes seriously 

imzachherron: stfu

jackavery: did someone put water in your cereal today?

imzachherron: i dont even eat cereal 

jackavery: it's a metaphor 

imzachherron: ok

jackavery: dry

imzachherron: i-

jackavery: whoever replies with 'ok' is boring, therefore, d r y

imzachherron: thats confusing

jackavery: ok

imzachherron: i hate you

jackavery: i love you

imzachherron: ..

jackavery: do you not know the song- sigh

imzachherron: ohh

jackavery: uneducated swine

imzachherron: HUSH UP

jackavery: DON'T SPEAK DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHAAA

imzachherron: NOT ANOTHER WORD FROM YOU

jackavery: JUST AN ANI-

imzachherron: MAAL ugh swine is such a good lady gaga song

jackavery: ikr i was hoping you'd understand the reference

imzachherron: lol

jackavery: another dry reply, 'lol.' there are so many jdjdj

imzachherron: wow

jackavery: ANOTHER ONE

imzachherron: dj khalid

jackavery: that made me laugh so much omfg 

imzachherron: :))

jackavery: yes yes smile please be happy

imzachherron: lol why?

jackavery: because people are better when they're happy

imzachherron: oh

jackavery: :))

imzachherron: k i gtg bye

jackavery: oh, byee

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