Hey Prompt: so the villains start.... actually I am not gonna tell you. This idea was just of those random ones that I though would be funny (the villains know their identity's.
Damian: 7
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The villains have an unspoken rule. They all know it and they all abide it too. They started it when Damian became robin. They ALL noticed how serious Damian especially how young he is. They are making him live a little So they decided to become his soccer mom. ((Listen just stay with me)). So ANY time they see the young robin in the middle of the day when he should be in school day or on a School nights. they bring him a lunch. They check his grades. And god permits some one to bully him. Well let's just say. They will be withdrawing from school. The funnier part no one knows except for The villains and Damian.
Time skip 2 years later——————
Damian is 9 and in the forth grade.
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Damian is in the middle of class when he gets an alert on his watch that all bat members are need immediately.
Damian asks Mrs. Gladder-fasted if he can go to the restroom. The teacher allows Damian to go. Damian obviously going to sneak out of school. When Damian gets changed and hops out the bathroom window. He heads straight to the crime. There was Poison Ivy, Clay face, Cat woman , Harley, and the joker. Batman and Dick were fighting off The joker and Harley. Red hood has Poison ivy. Tim has Clay face. So that leaves me with Cat woman. As we all begin the fight after their long monologue. Cat woman decides to make small talk with Damian.
"So Robin, Hows school going".
"Fine, Cat woman" Damian replies as he blocks a kick from her.
"Robin, grades." Ivy yells from her fight with Red hood.
"I believe I have all A's" Damian replies
"better keep it, that way pumpkin. You a smart kid." Harley yells out after dick punch's her.
"Any more troubles at school, birdie" joker says as he dodges a Bat-a-rang.
He continues "I will personally deal with them." He says in a sing-a-long voice. "Nope" Robi. Replies.The villains all say good. Batman (the greatest detective on earth) say " okay you lost me what is happening". "I'll explain later" robin tells Batman. Batman just grunts. Assuming that was okay I kick Cat woman and tie her up. The others were just finishing tying up the villains yo as well. Batman call GCPD to come pick up the villains up. I have to head back to school. As a turn around I hear "YOUR LUNCH BOX IS UNDER YOUR DESK. HAVE A GREAT DAY SCHOOL BUMPKIN" from Harley as she being thrown in the car with the others.
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Listen I know it's not a full story kinda is kinda not but just a short little thing that I found quite funny but cut btw 500 words
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Damian one-shots
FanfictionJust what the title says 'Damian one-shots ' These are a bunch of what if's ..... They will in include the other bat members but the girls will not be included I just don't know enough about them Suggests are great and correct me if I'm wrong plea...
