Damian one-shots

Daiman Day

Was I drunk? Was I high? No clue but going to the old saying of Wattpad~

Roses Are Red 

Cactuses are prickly

Holy shit, this escalated quickly 

(Also Im doing this because I hate having 32 parts but only 20 posted)

Prompt: damian hasn't met the Justice league (except for one person) yet and the batfamily is always so busy so they did it on the worst day. They did it the one day of the year he goes back home to Arabia. Since he is the princess. But they don't know that.
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"Father not today. I will not tolerate this! Its the one day, I can go to Arabia and I want to there by myself like usual!" Damian Yelled at his father.
"What's so wrong with us going" Bruce yelled back. Damian knows how people act towards him and he doesn't need them there.
"Your Banished from being there! Dumbass your BATMAN and everyone knows because we are not stupid. We just don't say nothing because we have to much honor to do that. Every superhero is! It's a literal Law'" Damian screams. He didn't lie. But the real reason why didn't tell anyone was because they were waiting for the right time when Bruce Wayne or Batman does something stupid to them.
"your a vigilante as well. What makes you so different! Stop being so bratty!" Bruce screamed.
"I DONT WANT TO BE BANISHED FOR BRINGING YOU THERE! THATS MY FREAKING HOME!" Damian counter acted. He couldn't be banished. They would all under but Bruce didn't need to know that.
"WHY IS THAT STILL YOUR HOME! ARE YOU PROUD TO BE A ASSASSIN, MURDER!" Bruce Screeched like a anime girl.
Damian then hears the door break down to Bruce's office. It was a pissed of Dick. Dick tells Damian to leave the room. Once he walks out the door, dick starts scolding Bruce. He goes to the bat cave and puts on his robin suit to go meet the Justice league. Dick comes down states looking happy again with Nightwing suit on. He says Batman will be meeting us later.

DAMIANS POV
I nod and we head through the Zeta tubes.
'B01'
'Demon spawn'
God dammit drake but fair enough. The Justice league gets up from their seats! The look at me, then Wonder Woman comes up to me and smiles "it's great to see you but ho-", I cut her off saying but sill confused how she recognized me,
"I'll  explain later". Dick confused that he can't focus what's happening. Diana introduces me "This is Robin. I have known him since he was little. He washed up on the island then we returned him to his mother after he was nursed back to health." Diana says. I was surprised but no one saw. Diana knows very well that's not how we met. Mother and I went to Themyscira sometimes to protect them from any dangers since mother owed the queen. That's where we met. I'm thankful she lied though. Usually they killed or didn't allow men b-
Anyway, you will see.
"Pack your stuff! You guys are going to Arabia for a day. Better hurry plane leaves in 10 hours." I tell. I look at Diana and nodded to her. I would have people do her room since she was a princess. She just calmly walks to Zeta tubes while everyone is rushing. Batman walk in after everyone left. "Go pack Batman you have 10 hours" I say. I wanted him to see why I hated coming home afterwards Also maybe I can stay there instead of just coming there. Or he can fix it either one. He smiled but was also confused. Then Dick walked out to inform Jason and Tim. I'm not explaining anything till the end.
Let's hope I don't g-
Don't wanna jinx it. I go through the zeta tubes because I leave first. I go to my plane where all my stuff was. I on the plane. The pilots say hi to me. About 6 hours in I start screaming "Ahhh". The pilots do nothing. They know that the curse has been lifted off me. It feels like knifes we're impaling me everywhere over and over again. After about 10 mins, I back to normal. You may ask what do you mean 'normal'. Well to conceal my identity to the rest of the world that I am a Queen well princess. They put spell on me to turn me into the opposite gender. Yes I am female. I know shocker. I seemed like I would have a lot of testosterone. I pull out make up and hair stuff. Then get to work.
An hour two later I'm done I look like this. With this outfit.
(Pick your Character lmao)