Damian one-shots

What's Cookin Good Lookin'

Prompt: Jon and Damian just flirt with each other all the time. They don't like each other but they just flirt all the time around anyone. They have girlfriends and the girlfriends flirt with each other and Jon and Damian it's so funny. { Other heroes do not know about their identities [Damian's girlfriend name will be Rose and Jons girlfriend name is lily (they know they are superheroes)]}
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(When over text just randomly you will know when I do D: for Damian and J: for Jason)
D: What's up hottie
J: Nothin' sexy

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At the Wayne Manor Galas
Jon walked up to Damian with a recorder that had earphones.
"Hey Hotstuff, listen to this" Jon said
"Got it, Sexy"
When Damian played the tape He heard Jon say soo many picks up lines like
If I had to rate you I would rate you a 9 because I'm the one you need.
Or
Are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see?
Or
I love your clothes but I would much prefer them on my bedroom floor
Just normal ones. They were funny and hilarious then at the end he, said now do something stupid like you usually do. Soooo Damian May have put the recording on his phone and blasted them on the speakers. He made Jon proud 😂
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When they were on patrol with Jason, Tim, and Dick. (Jon tagged along)
Everything seemed normal until they saw the joker.
Then something that would be the death of Jon
"Oh Fuck Me," Damian said when he saw the joker
"I already do" Jon replies
"Dami language.... wait what did you say about my baby brother," dick says in a deathly tone.
"Yeah, Kent, what did you just said you do to baby bat," Jason says while loading his gun.
"You might want to answer" Tim sings creepily
"He said nothing," Damian says
"Oh really, it sounded like Jon just said he FUCKED YOU" Jason yells at the end.
"Oh shush, it was a joke. This ducking calm for us. You should see us at school" Damian whispers.
"What was that" dick asked
"Oh nothing, look the jokers getting away"
With that Jon and Damian run after the joker with a grumbling bat bros.
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Damian convinced his father, Bruce Wayne, the batman to let their girlfriends up into the watchtower. No one knows how he did it. It usually takes 3 months of begging to get your self up there for an hour. Jon, Rose, Lily, and Damian now have free passes up to the watchtower WHENEVER THE WANT. I don't want to know how but I do.

here's some flirting also a little one-shot.

Jason, Dick, and Tim were begging to go to the Watchtower well more like Tim and Dick. He just let Jason tag along. So today they all-when Bruce was about to leave for the watchtower for the day- they all went done to the bat cave and changed into their vigilante suits to conceal their identities. Bruce walks out of a nook in the bat cave and said He needed to borrow two extra masks. Odd right but Tim has a couple of extras on him so he gave him 2. Then Damian Wayne comes down with a girl. The shock on the brother's face was priceless. Damian was wearing a black Muscle shirt white black joggers. Tim then notices the girl and what jacket she was wearing Damian's green jacket as a dress. Damian holds her hand and brings her down the stairs where we can get a better look at her. She has red hair with light blue eyes that look gray. Damian grabs a mask from his father and gives it to her. Then he goes into a room to change into his Robin suit. Before Damian left, the girl puts it on like she's done this a million times.

"Who are you and why do you need a mask? and why are you only wearing Damian's hoodie?" Tim questions pulling Dick and Jason out of the state of shock.

"I'm Rose, Damian's girlfriend, I need a mask because I'm going to the Watchtower with him. I assume you are his brothers. Oh and I'm wearing it because I'm cold. I'm wearing a tank top underneath dumbass. Why were you looking there in the first place hmmm?" Rose says with a hint of sass.

Jason and Dick both giggled at the mystery girl, now known as Rose, comment.

"Well, Rose when someone is literally coming down the stairs and your right above us there's really no avoiding it. Also, do you know why Batman needed two extra masks instead of one?" Tim clarifies.

"Fair enough and it's for-" Rose gets interrupted by another random girl who got rushed in.

"It's for me" as another mysterious girl is here but instead of Damian it was Jon.

"I'm lily. Jon's girlfriend. Oh and thanks for mask." Lily grabs the mask from Bruce or Batman.

Jon was in his super suit. Jon's girlfriend was in Damian's yellow hoodie.

"Did you steal one of my hoodies again lily from rose or did you just sneak in while I was on patrol and take it because Jon refuses to buy a hoodie?" Damian now robin asks.

"During your patrol" lily simply answers and Damian just nods like it's normal for your best friend to wear your hoodies and sneak into your home.

Batman finally speaks after being silent so long.

"These are Jon's and Damian's girlfriends lily and Rose. They will be joining them going to the watchtower. You will refer to lily as Venus and Rose as Mars to protect there identities. Any questions?" Batman says

"Yeah a couple I'm a little salty. His girlfriends get to go to the watchtower when we are barely get go up there ourselves! Why is that? Also why do they know there identities? Guess we know ho the favorite child is. Also you like Jon better than us."
Dick saltlyly questions.

"1) because I like there girlfriends. Alfred also says I had to because Damian is showing emotions 2) they were kidnapped and Damian and Jon has to show there identities to save them because the joker wanted to know 3) dick he's not the favorite child. I love all my children equally I just usually like you the best 4) Damian shows emotions to him too. Alfred said I had too" Batman explained.

They all just kinda nodded.

And that's how they met Damian's and Jon's girlfriend!
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