Solangelo

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I won't treat this as a dare because well... Um... Obviously... You know what! Just carry on with the chapter or whatever.

Setting: On the fucking beach because its the nicest ass place at the fucking camp

Oakley: *watches from behind a bush*
Will: Um... Nico?
Nico: Ya Will?
Will: *gets down on one knee as Oakley brings a small box to shore (because... Well... Child of Poseidon...) And grabs the box* Um... Will you do me the honors of marrying me, Nico?
Oakley: *yelling* Say yes!
Nico: *blushing furiously* O-of course W-Will!
Oakley: Yasss Queen!
Will: *gets up and kisses his new fiance*
Leo: We get it! Your gay! Now get a fucking room!
Oakley: Gods Valdez.
Leo: Why don't you ever call me by my first name?
Oakley: I don't know? Probably because you got with a girl who didn't just tried to steal Percy from Annabeth but she was banned to that island for a reason. I don't remember the reason but there was a reason! So... Sorry if I hold any grudges. *smiles innocently*
Leo: Fuck you.
Oakley: Ew! Hell no!
Leo: I hate you.
Oakley: Love you too!
Leo: Bitch.
Oakley: Asshole.
Leo: Fucker.
Oakley: Fuck off.
Leo: Whatever.
Timeskip to the wedding because life is a bitch
Oakley: Nico! Hurry up!
Nico: Shut up Oak!
Oakley: Fuck you!
Nico: Ok... I'm ready.
Oakley: Your already blushing Neeks.
Nico: Shut up.
Oakley: Love you too!
Timeskip to the whole whatever the fuck Annabeth says
Annabeth: *says shit*
Will: I do.
Annabeth: *says more shit*
Nico: I do.
Annabeth: You may now kiss the... Gay? I don't know.
Solangelo: *kisses*
Leo: Get a room!
Oakley: Seriously Valdez.
Leo: Dead serious.
Oakley: Fuck you.
Percy: Nope! You two are not fighting! It's not happening!
Oakley: Ok...
Leo: Got it Jackson.
Oakley: Be specific.
Leo: Oh my gods. I was talking to Percy.
Jason: *whispers* Sexual tension...
Oakley: Fuck off Grace.
Jason: But there's so much of it I could cut it with a knife.
Calypso: *in the background about to knock out Oakley*
Oakley: Leo has a girlfriend. I hate Leo right now. There is not going to be anything happening between me and this doofus.
Leo: That was harsh.
Oakley: Your lucky I haven't punched you.
Leo: What's with you and punching?
Oakley: It solves my problems.
Leo: How does punching solve problems?
Oakley: Knocking people out is the way I get them to shut up.
Leo: I feel like I'm one of the people you want to knock out.
Oakley: Yep!

Again, this is a dare but I'm not going to treat it like one. I hope you enjoyed. Don't forget to comment and vote if you want to!

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