Oakley: We got a dare!
Nico: Ok. *takes his phone* Why is your keyboard a picture of Draco Malfoy?
Oakley: IT'S NOT! IT'S A GLITTERY VERSIONS OF THE TRANS PRIDE FLAG!
Nico: Nope... Pretty sore that's Malfoy.
Oakley: Let me see. *takes phone and looks* Huh. I would have though I would make it Voldemort.
Nico: Why?
Percy: *Backing away slowly*
Oakley: Because Percy's a pussy and can't stand the fact that he doesn't have a nose.
Percy: IT'S UNNATURAL!
Oakley: Shut up before I steal Annabeth from you!
Annabeth: What the fuck?
Percy: She know that saying that gets to me.
Oakley: CALYPSO IS A HOE!
Leo: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL HER! I SWEAR JACKSON YOU ARE GONNA DIE!
Oakley: CALYPSO. IS. A. HOE!!!
Leo: DIE!!!!
Nico: Should we stop them?
Jason: No. Leo will end up dying from Oakley no matter what so why not now.
Nico: Fair enough.
Timeskip to the dare.
Oakley: Ok. Do we all understand our parts?
Everyone: Yep.
Oakley: Good. Now Will. Go give Nico this bright pink, really fucking glittery dress.
Will: Why does it only go to his knees?
Oakley: Because Drew and Leo helped design it.
Nico: I SAW IT AND I'M NOT WEARING IT!
Oakley: YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DON'T WEAR IT! ALL OF THE CAMP IS WATCHING AND I EXPECT IT TO BE PERFECT!
Nico: NO!
Oakley: You can't fuck Will for a week then.
Nico: Fuck. Fine I'll wear it.
Will: That's all it takes to get you to do something?
Nico: Ya.
Will: You need help.
Oakley: Or as mortals would say-
Nico: Don't you dare.
Oakley: You need Jesus.
Nico: I tried.
Will: No you didn't
Oakley: WILL! GO GET YOUR UNICORN COSTUME ON!
Will: Ok...
Timeskip to after the dare.
Oakley: That was great guys though Leo could have done better.
Nico: He was the fucking triangle.
Oakley: He was a little off.
Will: No he wasn't.
Oakley: And the notes were a little were a little out of tune.
Thalia: I don't think you can tune a triangle.
Leo: To sum up what Oakley is saying is that I fucked up everything like always.
Oakley: Leo... I was kidding. You did perfectly. Even of you did mess up I would have given you an A for effort.
Leo: Are you serious.
Oakley: Of course.
Nico: Why am I scared?
Will: Why are you still in that dress?
Nico: Oakley won't let me take it off.
Oakley: Great dancing Nico! I think we should do this every year...
Nico: NO!
Oakley: I'm kidding. Gods, take a joke. Anyways... Bye guys and don't forget to comment in stuff! BYE!!!
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PJO and HoO truth or dare
FanfictionThe seven plus Nico, the stolls, Thalia, Will, Katie (added later in this), and a character that I made playing truth or dare. After a while this turns into an ask or dare. I figured I'd let you know. The ask or dare part will have some story line...