Batfamily one-shots

Can I say a bad word?

It was a normal day in the Wayne household, Bruce had actually managed to get all of his crazy children under one roof for once and now was just silently praying that nothing happened but knowing his luck something would. He was sat calmly in his office trying to get his last few papers done so he could hang out with his family for a bit when bangs and yells cut through his peace.

It sounded like the manor was going to fall down as multiple footsteps raged to his office it seemed that they were racing to get to him, Bruce was extremely tempted to jump out the window and make a run for safety but he didn't get the chance as Damian came crashing through the door almost tripping over his expensive red rug.

"FATHER"

Bruce looked up, making eye contact with his youngest as the rest of his children came rushing in after him, as Tim walked in he noticed some red scratches on his face so clearly him and Damian had been fighting, the rest looked quite anxious while Jason had a grin plastered on his face, he gave Damian a hum, telling him to continue talking.

"Father, can I say a bad word?"

Bruce looked dumbfounded he didn't answer just stared at them with confusion, he didn't get the chance to speak before Damian cut him off.

"CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!"

Bruce glanced around once more before sighing "Yes"

Damian spun around to face Tim so fast he could have got whiplash and screamed

"YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH"

And then proceed to launch himself at Tim and try to claw his eyeballs out, this then caused everyone to start to try and pry Damian of Tim which wasn't going well, as the only one not helping was Jason as he stood there and watch it all go-down.

"Best day ever"