Batfamily one-shots

Just a normal day in the Wayne household

"AAAARRRGGGHH!!"

A loud, rage-filled shriek echoed across the mansion, making Jason and Dick wince.

"What the heck was that?" Wally asked, nearly having his eardrums shattered, all he wanted to do was talk to Dick about old memories.

Jason simply sighed. "Someone let Damian near Tim"

Wally gave Jason a frightened look "Why does it sound like they are killing each other?"

"They are"

A loud crash followed Jason's sentence, and soon after Tim was sprinting through the room, with bleeding scratches all across his face and was being chased by an enraged Damian who was, in fact, wielding a pocket knife with a slightly creepy determined look on his face.

Dick just huffed "I'll get the spray bottle" He got up to head into the kitchen, leaving Jason and Wally alone.

Wally turned to face Jason "So is your brother like a cat or something?"

"Sort of, I guess"

Soon after another loud crash could be heard, and Tim was running back into the room, jumping up onto the couch and flipping the table over just in time for it to smack Damian straight in the face.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT DRAKE!"

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?"

And if this situation was enough Steph suddenly fell through the chimney screaming, "HO, HO, HOLY SHIT I THINK I JUST BROKE MY LEG!"

"WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU UP THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE" Jason shot back

"HIT THE DECK BITCHES BRUCE IS COMING!" Barbra screeched as she ran and dived bombed onto the couch as she silently prayed for her life.

Jason went into a panic and yelled "SCATTER" as the rest of the batfamily including Wally made a runner.

Moments later Bruce came storming in, "WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE COFFEE MACHINE"  

let's just say all of them as well as Wally was in deep trouble.