"It's literally 5am, I can't deal with this right now."
- Dick Grayson, after dropping his bowl of cereal.
" I'm having an existential crisis, can we do this later?"
- Dick lying on the floor, curled in a ball while Bruce begged him to get up.
" Hold my chimichanga while I beat this bitch."
- carnival games are always a challenge Dick's up for
" Can you please die a little quieter? Some people are busy here."
- After Tim started choking on a marshmallow.
" I'm scared of two things. Taxes and Barbara."
- Dick's conversation with the Joker.
" Oh fuck- shit SORRY."
- after burping louder in front of the Mayor of Gotham. Bruce's glare could have turned him into stone.
" Jokes on you, I wanna die."
- fighting with Two-Face
"Who invited the rat over?"
-When Jason randomly turns up to a family gathering.
"NOW WHERE DID I PUT ME SMACK?"
-Dick when he can't find his cereal
"FUCKING BINGO!"
-When he finds it
"So fuck, I like it"
-When everyone comments on how ugly his jumper is
"I just fell down the stairs"
"Update, unfortunately, I didn't die"
-Dick when Bruce asked him for an update on a file
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Batfamily one-shots
FanfictionA bunch of one-shots about the bat-family (Requests are open) Started on: 07/04/19
