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Home Sweet Home

Today we leave Hawaii and back home we go. This has to be the best vacation I've ever been on. Everything was just perfect. I'm in a hurry to get home because I miss my kids. Jesse called and said they're doing fine. I can't wait to get back on the rode. But LJ is not. Because he is back on the PBR tour and we won't be seeing each other for awhile again. I've told him he can tag along but he decided to go back on tour.

LJ and I are heading to the airport. We turned up the radio, and we held hands. I'm still getting use to the fact that we have a dodge challenger now. I'm gonna miss this car. LJ wants to keep it here in hawaii. We finally pulled up to the airport. As I was getting out of the car, I was wondering how the car will get back to our place. I asked LJ.

"Babe what bout the car" I asked

"Kevin is suppose to pick it up" LJ said

"Whose Kevin?" I asked

"Our new butler"

"Oh my god! We have a butler now"

"I'm kidding, the car is going back with us"

"And the horses"

"Them to. Actually they are flying out already"

Ok? How the heck is this all possible? He tells me one thing and then another. We are taking the car and horses back with us but on separate flights. How the hell am I gonna haul six horses back to Decatur?  I only got a four horse and Cody is borrowing the stock trailer for the week. Welp, guess it's two loads.

Hours later we finally landed.  I'm relieved that were back in Texas. I miss my kiddos. LJ grabbed the bags and there was our car. Waiting for us in the parking lot. LJ put the bags in the trunk and off we went back home. A short one hour drive, we are home. I see a long stock trailer that looks similar to mine. I see six horses tied up to it.

"Uh.. babe how did the horses get here" I asked

"I see a stock trailer hooked up to a Dodge.  Looks like that's how they got here" LJ said sarcastically

"Quit it."

"Hahahaha... Cody hauled em back"

"Oh"

I walk into my house. I see Jesse sleeping on the couch. And he has a girl with him. What the hell? I walked closer to her but I don't recognize her. I walked to the bedroom. My room still looks clean. I layed down on my bed. Then I felt something wet.

"What the f***" I screamed

LJ comes rushing into the bedroom.

"What. Happened" he asked

"There is a used condom on our bed. And I... and I.. and I touched it! Ugh God"

I can see LJ trying to hold in his laugh. He was red and finally he let it out. He thinks it's funny.  Wait till he see what's about to happen. I grabbed a tissue and grabbed the condom. I tossed it towards LJ. It hit his forehead and stuck for bout a second or two. I immediately started laughing.

"Babe! What the hell" he whined

"That's for laughing at me. It's not funny any more is it"

Then he picked off the floor with a new tissue. He started running after me. We ran into the living room. Then another idea hit me. I knew Jesse was in our room.

"Babe wait " I whispered

"What" he whispered back

"Put it in Jesse's boot" I said

LJ stuck the condom into his boot. We walked to the door and opened it. Making it sound like we just got home.

"We're home" I yelled

I saw Jesse get up and the girl was still sleeping. Dam she can sleep. What did Jesse do to her?  LJ and I sat on the couch;  across from them. Jesse got up and grabbed his boots.  But it was the wrong pair. He grabbed a different pair. Jade thought "holy crap! We put it in the wrong one". Jade and LJ kept their cool.

"Kris" Jesse tried waking her up

"What babe" she mumbled

"Babe" Jade questioned out loud

Kristina jumped up.

"Who are you" she asked

"I'm the owner of this house. Why are you here " Jade asked

"Babe. What's Jade doing here" Kristina asked Jesse

"She's my sister"

"Why is LJ Jenkins here"

"that's her husband. Who is my brother in law. Now will you please leave"

Kristina got up and I tried holding myself together. LJ squeezed my thigh and I smiled at him. She slid her boots on. Oh my God, I've heard the loudest scream of my life. She took her foot back out and the condom was stuck to her sock. I still had my cool though.

"Kris What the hell" Jesse said

"What are you talking bout"

"Why is there a used condom in your boot"

"Good question."

Then she looked at me. Right now I'm pretending to be confuse. Then she stormed outta. She slammed the door as hard as she can. Jesse sat on the couch, wondering What the he'll just happened.

"I'm gonna hit the hay" I said

"Me too" LJ said

Me and LJ walk back into the bedroom. As soon as he closed the door, we immediately started laughing our butts off.

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