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3. Tyler the Pig

Wildcat's Pov

I was scared shitless now. I'm about to be slaughtered. Why me?! Imma fucking pig for crying out loud! People eat pigs! I was at a farm, in the mud when I woke up. Last thing I remember was being with Brian, Evan, Luke, and Lui until a fucking van popped up and took us. Then I was in mud till a farmer came and picked me up. I struggled, but it was no use. The farmer raised his axe getting ready to chop off my head. I closed my eyes not wanting to see, this is the end. "Duke that's not cool." I opened my eyes shock. I know that voice. I looked up at the door to see Mini! "O come on Craig I was just having fun. I'm hungry."

"Yea and you have food inside. Don't make me call him." He said raising his phone. The farmer put the axe down in a sign of defeat. Mini is small, but looks like he can take on big people. "Why is the great and powerful Mini Ladd here for?"

"I was in the neighborhood till I saw a farmer about to kill an innocent pig that he shouldn't do," he said untying me. I jumped on him happy to see him.

"Well that pig ain't mine."

"Then why is it here?" Mini asked confused.

"I only have 13 pigs with 12 babies. I know my animals and that one wasn't one of them. I guess someone just tossed him in the mud with the others thinking I won't notice. That's why I was planning to get rid of it." I wanted to rip him limb from limb. Mini looked at me while I was looking at the farmer.

"Let me take it off your hands. I always wanted a pet. Just didn't know which one. I also came here to see if your dog Bea had some babies to ask if I can keep one, but I think like this one better." Craig smiled petting my back. I was in total shock. "Sure Craig, anything for you my boy." He smiles joyfully. Man, I loved that smile. After an hour, we were in his car. "Nice seeing you Duke and thanks for the pig."

"No Problem Craig. You help me enough on this farm while my kids are away for the contest. I'll see you later." With that we left. I was looking at Craig. I never been happier to see him. I oinked in accident which made him look at me. I blushed a little. He smiled petting me again. "Ok little guy we're going to stop at the store will quick." He unbuckled his seatbeat pulling the windows down. I oinked begging to come. "You want to come boy?" I oinked again. "I can't really let you since I don't have a collar on you. O I know. I can get one here. I can get the collar and put it on and were paying I'll take it off, so I can pay it." He rolled the windows back up and picked me up. We went in and he put me in the basket. I sat down just waiting. I looked around. "First stop is collars before I forget. Ok let's see which one boy?" He said looking at me and the collars. I didn't really like most of them. Mini put some on me but I tried taking most of them off. Something caught Mini's Eye. He reached high for it but couldn't reach it. "Man, I hate this. I'm so sure you'll like this one because I sure do. I guess I better find something else." I oinked for him to look at me. He did. Come on Mini, pick me up and I can get it for you. I oinked at him getting a little mad. I signed. He then picked me up and raised me up. "OK boy, get it. I know I'm slow but I'm still getting use to this." I guess he's trying. I grabbed what he wanted. I didn't get to see it good until he put me back on the basket. "Do you like it?" I looked at it and it had a zebra strip color. Looking like my GTA pants character. I oinked very happy. He put it on me. I would be very happy if the price tag was off. I was happy though. "Ok I got the list I need for our home little guy," he said smiling at me. We went through aisle getting things and marking down what we have. He picked up tomato and corn cans and I grab the pencil he left next to me and stretch it off the list. He smiled at me. "Smart pig," he petted me. He kept going. We went to the opposite side of the basket to get a jar of cookies. I was looking at the side I was on to see my favorite bag of chips. I really wanted them. I reached for them and put them in the basket. When he came back to the basket to put the cookies in he saw the bag of chips I grab. He picked up looking at them. "I guess you want these?" I begged for them. He put them back. Really Mini! You jerk! "I'm kidding Piggy," he grabbed the chips back and put them in the basket. I thanked him by standing on his chest the licking his cheek. "Ok. I love you to." He kissed my forehead. I was happy. He looked at the list again to see if there was anything else we needed. "OK that's all we need. To the Register!" I oinked loud to cheer. As we made it he placed them on letting it roll to the casher.

"Hey Craig, it's nice seeing you."

"Hey Tonya, nice seeing you to." He smiled. While he was talking he forgot to take the collar off me to pay. I jumped on the thing to sit down to let the rolling thing take me.

"Is that all?" she asked.

As soon as I make to the casher she looked at me. Craig laughed. "I almost forgot, the collar to please." He giggled while she scanned the price tag on me. Craig pulled the kart to put the bags in. I jumped in the basket clumsy to hear Craig giggle again. O my god his giggles are so adorable I just was to freaking hug him to death. He said his goodbye's as we left. He then stopped. I looked what he was looking at. It was those tags you put on those dogs when their lost. He went to it and typed the information he needed. "Ok now name." He looked at me. "Porky?" I snorted my nose. No fucking way he's calling me that! "Oinks? Pinky? Snots?" I was getting really annoyed. He signed. He had a sad face and I didn't like seeing that. I nudged under his neck to cheer up. He looked at me and smiled. "I know one now." He typed the name before I could see, he put enter and pressed what shape he wanted it. It took a couple minutes till it came out. He grabbed it admiring it. He raised it up to show me. It was shaped like a tiger's head and I looked on it that said the name. Wildcat... My gamer name... "Your names Wildcat now. I know it's weird because you're a pig, but you remind me of my friend Tyler. He's a pig guy, and he has a tiger as his tag, so I thought maybe I thought it would fit you. Do you like it?" I smiled jumping on him. He was thinking of me! O my god and named me after me! I just oinked happy. He smiled big putting it on the collar and ripping the price tag off. He rolled the basket to the car, putting them in the back. Next thing I know we were at his apartment. "Welcome to your new home little guy," he said unbuckling his seat belt and taking some groceries." I jumped on the driver seat to get out but saw another bag. I bet he forgot. I grab the bag by my mouth and pull it out. I jumped down right behind mini. "Thank you." He closed the car door right after I was out then opened the front door. "Welcome to your new home Wildcat." I pulled the bag to the kitchen. I thought he lived with his parents last time he told me. He put up all the stuff up while I sat watching him. Man, I was so hypnotized by his ass I mean damn! He noticed I was staring so I looked away fast blushing. God I'm happy I'm pink. He took out a bowl and placed mushed food on it. I went up to it and smelled it. O my god that's so gross. I looked up to mini. "What is it wildcat? Don't you like it? Duke said Pigs loved this stuff. I guess you're different. Hold up," Mini said taking out his phone. "What do pigs like to eat. Ok how about Larvae?" I shook my head. Heck no I'm eating a fucking insect! "Ok I guess you don't like insects by that reaction, so worms are off the list to. Hmmmm....." he exited his phone taking some fruit in a different bowl and throw away that mushed food. "Hope you like fruit." I happily started eating. Pretty much I haven't eaten all day. I kind of ate wildly looking at a mess. Mini laughed. He started to yawn. I looked at him. Craig go to bed I know you're tired. I finished eating then went to Mini's legs to push him, hopefully to his room "Ok, ok I'm going. First let me clean you up." He grabbed some napkins and wiped my face. "Squishy pig. Come on. He went to one of the bags grabbing a pet bed placing it in the living room. "Ok you sleep here. Good night," he said going to the other room down the hall. I laid on the bed just thinking. It took 10 minutes till I got up and went to Mini's room. I pushed the door open to see him laying down sleeping peacefully. I smiled. He looked cute sleeping there. I went up to the bed and laid on the floor. Next thing I know I was lifted.

"Since you have no fur you can sleep with me. We sleep the first night together. Well maybe longer. Night Wildcat my little pig," he said placing a kiss my forehead. Laying back down sleepy. "Good night Tyler..." He fell asleep. I was in total shock. He said that! He said goodnight to me. I went up to his head and kissed his forehead. I laid their next to him. Snuggling close to him. Good night Craig.