Crafty Chameleon

Get Those Pants!

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"No way! The Deadly Obake is the coolest!" Natsu yelled.

Sasuke scoffed, "That guy is lame. All he's known for is sneaking into peoples' rooms and killing them. The Bloody Devil is far stronger."

Natsu was about to yell at the Uchiha when he saw Naruto's shoulders shaking, "What's so funny, Naruto?-Oh, your grandpa is Danzo so you know who's stronger! Who is it?!"

"Both." Everyone looked at Naruto with blank faces. "The Deadly Obake, just like his nickname, is like a shapeshifting phantom, but my Opa implied that he is a 'jack of all trades' and that he's so flexible in his methods. People have accidentally given him multiple identities."

"Awesome! The Deadly Obake and the Bloody Devil are the same person?!" Natsu was beaming when Naruto nodded. "Wow, so cool, how many other identities?"

(8 and I made a few people famous because I pretended to be them.) "I know three for sure." said the blonde. A white bunny hopped on to the road and Naruto flicked a kunai at it making it run.

Sakura glared, "What was that for? It was just a bunny."

The blonde shrugged, "I tend to take white bunnies in summer as a bad sign."

Kakashi figured out it was a trap and yelled, "GET DOWN!"

Kushina kicked Tazuna's legs out from under him making him fall and everybody hit the ground ... except for Naruto, "NARUTO!" She screamed, but it was too late for a massive sword flew over their heads and straight through the blonde ...

However ... the other members blinked and rubbed their eyes ... Naruto was fine! Natsu barely heard the sword become wedged in a tree as he ran over to Naruto.

"Naruto are you- oh my!" Natsu blushed and turned away as someone jumped onto the hilt of the massive sword.

"I am Zabuza Momochi! Give me the bridge- Holy shit! He's a horse!" He screamed and pointed at the blonde. Everyone, except Natsu, looked confused and turned to Naruto ... their faces became red and their jaws dropped ... Naruto had no pants!

"Where are your pants, Naruto?" asked Kakashi who was doing his best not to stare at one of the many reasons Dan and Ranmaru loved Naruto ... a really BIG reason!

"Zabuza took them." shrugged the unashamed blonde.

"No I didn't- ... Oh ..." There wedged between the sword and the tree were Naruto's pants!

How the hell did that happen?! Naruto's trench coat was down to his ankles so how could the sword catch the blonde's pants without hitting him or the coat? It was like he turned into a ghost and let the sword go through him, but he let it grab his pants for some reason. However, no one thought about the strange occurrence cause they were all more concerned with covering the blonde!

Naruto sweat dropped as Kakashi and Zabuza worked together to free the pants, "It's no big deal. I didn't even feel like getting dressed so you guys were lucky I had pants in the first place."

"Just put your pants on!" pleaded Kakashi as he shoved the pants into Naruto's arms.

"Yes sensei." Kakashi winced as the blonde took the pants.

"Please stop calling me sensei." Kakashi whimpered.

"No. You and Kushina-sensei earned it." said the blonde much to the sensei's dismay.

Zabuza twitched in irritation as the blonde zipped his fly, "Now that he's covered give me the bridge builder!"

Kakashi became serious and pushed back his headband to reveal a sharingan, "Not going to happen."