Crafty Chameleon

Dinner and Dancing

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"I love you big brother!" Mina said as Naruto, Orochimaru and Hiruzen left ... she never noticed her parents and other older siblings stare at her in shock as they wondered when the fuck she learned german!

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"This is stupid." Sasuke grumbled as team 7 approached a building with a sign saying 'Konoha Theater' in front.

Kakashi opened his mouth to say something, but Naruto cut him off, "Actually learning how to act, seduce and even dance is important for any ninja to learn. There's much more to blending in than stalking in the shadows." Sasuke scowled, he didn't like it, but it made sense. He just hated the fact that Naruto is the one giving all the answers when he is the 'Rookie of the Year' so he should be the smart one not the deadlast!

Sakura squealed, "This will be fun! Hey, Naruto, want to dance with me-"

"Sorry Sakura, but Naruto already agreed to be my partner." exclaimed Natsu making Naruto chuckle as he confirmed the promise with a nod.

Kushina frowned as she watched her twins ... her twins, did she have the right to call them hers?

"Hey, you guys must be my students! Come in. We're headed to room 411."

Naruto smirked as he saw their instructor ... she was tall with short brown hair save for one long bang on her left side that was blue. Her name was Silvia Nightingale a.k.a the 'Scorpion', a master thief and grifter who works at Dan's company. This could get interesting ...

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Minato watched Mina through the crystal ball and then slammed his head into the desk ... why? It all started yesterday ...

Flashback

"So the only way we have a chance to get Naruto to trust us is to tell him everything, even the masked man?" Kushina asked to her husband as they talked in his office.

The blonde nodded, "Yes. He managed to punch so many holes in our story there's no way he'll trust us otherwise. He's smart, very smart and analytical." said Minato with pride in his voice.

"But ... he might hate us even more." She whispered.

The hokage got up and held his wife "I know, but there's no way we can get away with lies." He kissed his wife. That's when things became heated ... Kushina pushed her husband back down into his chair and straddled Minato before kissing him again ...

*cough*cough* The couple jumped and turned to see Naruto standing at the door, "Hey Jiji, you were wrong. The hokage seems very busy." Naruto yelled to Hiruzen in the next room. The former hokage has been volunteering his time to help with paperwork ... no, not filling it out, but giving it to the hokage to fill out. He has discovered a very sadistic side to himself that takes great pleasure in piling mountains of paperwork on Minato's desk and seeing the man cry.

"Doing what?" yelled Hiruzen.

"They're clearly not satisfied with the number of kids they've traumatized so far so they're working on making more." Naruto yelled much louder than necessary. Kushina practically jumped off Minato and the two tried to fix their clothes. Suffice to say, the mood was ruined.

Naruto smirked as he heard his Jiji laughing and shut the door, "Naruto, what are you doing here?" asked a flustered hokage.

"You gave me a medical red tag. I would like to know what possible information about my medical records were concealed." said the ROOT agent.

"You never told us about your metabolism condition. Naruto, so I had to." explained Minato.

"Did you read my medical report? I know it was in there." Naruto remarked. If this red tag wasn't keeping him from missions he would find this situation hilarious.