Avengers + Spiderman Group Chat

It was the ice cream

Peter Parker Stark: why hello fellow peoples. 🧐

Clint: ???

Tony Stark: hello

Sam: the naaaameeee

Clint: you weren't kidding?!?!?

Clint: is this true?!?!?

Sam: the government trusts u with a kid?

Tony Stark: yes

Peter Parker Stark: hehaho

Clint: now we can make a dads club!!!! 🤩

Sam: he ha what now?

Tony Stark: are u inviting Scott or am I?

Peter Parker Stark: I am one with the hoo....

Clint: I'll call him!!! We have to go on trips and share pictures and show off how cute our babies are!!!!! Do u have any pictures???

Tony Stark: of course I do, who do u think I am? I even have the baby bath time ones

Sam: Tony I think ur child's broken

Clint: those are the best kind! This will be great!

Peter Parker Stark: I will rule. I am now powerful. I now thingsssssssss

Sam: Tony, you've had a kid for not even one day and I think he's lost it. What did u even do???

(Clint added Scott to the chat)

Scott: um I'm in? Clint added me, which only means one thing and OMG THERES ANOTHE DAD?!?!? LETS DO THIS!!!

Clint: YESSSSSS

Tony Stark: Wednesday? My place? Bring snacks?

Peter Parker Stark: mwahahahaha

Scott: Yes!

Clint: obvs

Sam: that's it, I'm calling in the big gun

Peter Parker Stark: I see all

Tony Stark: wait what?

(Sam added Momma Stark to the chat)

Tony Stark: wait no!

Momma Stark: Anthony Edward Stark!

Clint: oh shit...

Scott: ooooooo

Steve: language Clint!

Clint: when did he get here?

Sam: Tony's being a bad parent Pepper!

Tony Stark: SAM! How could u!

Peter Parker Stark: because he doesn't see the stars

Momma Stark: Antony Edward Stark! You signed the papers and took responsibility. Look after Peter properly!

Tony Stark: I am. He's fine. Aren't u Pete?

Peter Parker Stark: yep! I'm as good as the stick on a lolly!

Sam: what does that even mean?

Scott: I've heard Cassie come up with weirder stuff 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sam: ye, but she's 9!

Momma Stark: Tony, our child is on the ceiling.

Sam: what?

Clint: that's cool!

Scott: how does he even type like that? Would he drop his phone or his fingers get tired?

Tony: um

Momma Stark: did u give him ice cream again?

Tony: idk! He was bored and hungry so I just told him to get whatever from the kitchen! I didn't know he got the ice cream!

Sam: what's wrong with ice cream?

Momma Stark: he's eating it on the ceiling.

Sam: oh

Clint: 😱

Momma Stark: whilst playing on his phone

Tony: ...... oops

Scott: that's gonna be hard to clean

Peter Parker Stark: it's raining ice cream!

Scott: damn, I'm glad Cassie doesn't have superpowers

Clint: yep same. Super child = super mess

Mamma Stark: Tony, get your idiotic, useless butt over here, and get Peter OFF THE
CEILING!!!

Tony Stark: yes mam

Momma Stark: CLINT,SCOTT, YOU'RE GOING TO HELP CLEAN THE CEILING!

Clint: ok

Scott: on my way

Momma Stark: SAM, BUY SOME CLEANING SUPPLIES ON YOUR WAY HERE!

Sam: um, yeah, okay

Momma Stark: STEVE, BRING THE YOU KNOW WHAT. YOURE ON BABYSITTING DUTY! WE NEED TO KEEP PETER IN HIS ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY UNTIL HE SLEEPS IT OFF! WE CANT HAVE HIM PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND HACKING INTO SHIELD AND THE GOVERNMENTS SECRETS AND WEAPONS AGAIN! IT WAS A CLOSE CALL LAST TIME.

Steve: you can count on me

Momma Stark: and Peter

Peter Parker Stark: Peter's not here.

Peter Parker Stark: this is the voice in your head

Momma Stark: Peter Parker Stark

Peter Parker Stark: ....

Momma Stark: you're grounded