Revolution (Team Omega Part 3)

Chapter 29-Master Criminal of Arkham

*The Next Day*

I wake up to a cloudy day,which makes me gloomy too.Then I tense up a bit realizing I'm in someone else's bed..But then I realize I'm in Joker's ,and I calm down a bit.I look next to me and find a snoring Joker.

"Aww look at my prince," I whisper to myself.I poke his nose multiple times til his eyes open up.They do open but he closes them again.

"Oh for heaven's sake.God damn it!" I whisper-yell.This time,instead of poking him,I blow his face.That actually worked and he opens his eyes and rubs them.

"Woman I need my sleep," he says closing his eyes again.

"Okay you know what?"

"What?"

"Imma just do this," I say trying to push him off the bed.Man,why do I bother.I'm trying to push a football player out of bed.Like that's gonna work.Then I try pushing him off using my head,literally my head.After rage quitting like three minutes later,I decide to just lay down on top of him til he can't breathe.I'm so nice aren't I?I rest my chin on his chest and stare at him.OK this is getting boring.

"Come on wake up," I say pinching his cheek. He rolls to the side and wraps his arm around me.Well,I guess I can stay in this position for a bit.But then he rolls around again til he's lying flat on top of me.Oh fuck,there goes my oxygen.I roll around to the left side of the bed,but then he tumbles off.I look down at the floor and find a finally wide awake Joker.

"Oh,thank the lord you're awake," I say,giggling.He grabs my hand and he pulls me off with him as I take the blanket with me by the foot.I land flat on him,my stomach pressed against his.

"Good morning my Cityboy," I say.

"Good morning my shady princess."

"Yay I'm shady!"

"You're Slim Shady."

"OK that too." Suddenly the door opens up.We both face the door and find his brother quite entertained as he leans against the door frame.

"Well,it looks like I came in at a bad moment."

"You think?"

"Yup,just no screaming while you do that."

"Ew,why are boy hormones...weird?!"He just shrugs and leaves,closing the door behind him.I lay down on Joker's chest and just stare off into random places.Then he begins sitting up and I sit up too.

" I love you with all my butt,"he says.

"I don't know what to say but I'm just gonna say okay."

"I would say my heart but my butt is bigger."

"TMI!!Tmi,bruh."

"I know,just trying to make you laugh."

"My Cityboy," I say giving him a kiss on the cheek.

"My shady princess," he says pressing his lips forcefully into mine.He stands up but keeps going as he carries me onto the bed.I wrap my legs around his waist,and he slips a hand inside my shirt.I stop kissing him.

"Something wrong?" he asks.

"Are we actually gonna....do that?"I ask slightly fearful.Well,not slightly,more like extremely.

" I kinda hoped we were,"he answers,disappointed.

"Sorry,I'm just not...ready for it."

"I'm wearing a condom though."

"I meant I'm not ready to lose my virginity.Not yet.