Little Mixed Directions

Chapter Twenty- Five: Fine Ass

{Harry's POV}

"And then she collapsed." Bonnie finishes telling me a hilarious story. I laugh so hard for a few minutes until I'm able to catch my breath again. 

I pay for the food and drinks we had here at this cafe and then walk out with Bonnie. We had an amazing lunch here down at The Rocks and now I have to get back to the hotel because Zayn's coming home and then in three days we're flying to Ireland for Niall and Ella's wedding. 

They're just having a small, family and closest friends wedding in Mullingar, which I think is adorable. I really want to take Bonnie as my plus one but you know, she kind of has to meet them all first.

"Hey Bon, wanna come back to the hotel with me? Meet the lads and girls?" I ask Bonnie. She agrees and we head back to the hotel. I don't care if people know that we went out. 

We get up to the door of the penthouse and I take a deep breath before pushing open the door with my left hand whilst I hold Bonnie's hand in my right.

{Louis' POV}

"Broom!" I yell and push cars around with Ellie and Perrie. The door opens and Harry walks in, hand in hand with a girl by the name of Bonnie Anderson. 

"Hi Harry! Hi!" I call to him, waving. Harry waves back and goes a little awkward when he realises we're all looking at him, waiting for him to tell us what he's doing?

"Who have you got with you Harold?" Niall smirks at our band mate. 

"Guys, this is Bonnie," Harry introduces her and the Australian singr smiles at us and waves a little. "Bonnie, Liam, Niall and Louis my bandmates, Zayn's asleep I'm guessing?" Harry asks. We all nod in reply. He got home from Hospital today and just went to bed. "Then there's Perrie, Jade, Jesy and Leigh- Anne. Eleanor, Ella, Asha and Ellie." Harry finishes. "Oh! And Paul will probably be lurking around somewhere." Harry adds and we all laugh in agreement.

Bonnie and Harry come and sit down and I turn back around to Ellie. Perrie is chatting to her about something.

"Say Mumma." Perrie says to Ellie. I laugh and sit next to Perrie. "Mumma." Perrie says.

"Dadda." Ellie replies. Perrie and I keep trying to get Ellie to say Mumma but Ellie keeps saying Dadda. 

"I'm the better parent, give it up." Zayn walks out in boxers and a v- neck tee. He picks up Ellie and walks away and sits on the edge of the couch that Niall, Eleanor and Ella are sitting on. 

"Excuse me?" Perrie asks him. Zayn just smirks and Ellie giggles.

"Mumma." Ellie giggles. We all cheer and Ellie starts bouncing on Zayn's lap squealing Mumma repeditavely. 

"Thanks lad, my daughter." Perrie takes the baby from Zayn. "And um, go put on some pants because Harry has a guest." Perrie hints to Zayn and he flushes red as we laugh at him.

Zayn rushes off and I look at how toned his ass is. That is one fine butt! Wait! Why am I looking at my bandmates toned ass. 

"So Bonnie, would you like something to eat or drink?" Jesy asks her, getting up.

"Or acid because of what you just saw?" Harry asks, referring to Zayn in boxers. I wouldn't be complaining if I was a girl and saw Zayn in boxers...

"Hazz, we all know Louis has the finest ass but I have a great ass too!" Zayn walks back in, wearing sweatpants now. We all laugh and I high five Zayn.

"You do not have a nice ass." Harry replies to Zayn. Harry obviously doesn't know what a fine ass looks like then. 

"Yeah! He does!" Niall exclaims and the whole room nods their heads, apart from Harry and Bonnie. Harry shakes his head and rubs his chin, rolling his eyes at us all. "Would you prefer it if we talked about something different?" Niall asks Harry.

"Yes! That would be nice!" Harry exclaims. 

"Like your very active penis?" Perrie asks Harry. We crack up and Harry goes bright red, like tomato red. "Seems to be in action quite often." Perrie adds, referring to Harry's so called 'manwhore reptuation'. We all know he's far from that but, it's still fun to tease him about it.

"Excuse me?" Harry asks Perrie. We all laugh, even Bonnie is laughing at him.

"Well according to Louis, you're a frequent willy user." Liam recalls the Celebrity Juice interview last year. We all crack up and Harry shakes his head. Aren't we great friends? Embarassing him in front of this girl.

"And I also remember in that interview, you have a smaller willy than Zayn." Jesy adds and Harry shoots Zayn and glare whilst the rest of us laugh. 

"And Hazz, his isn't that big so your willy must be quite little." Perrie teases Harry. I absolutely loose it. I end up lying on the floor, wheezing and trying to catch my breath as my stomach is in pain from laughing so hard. 

"Right, we're leaving." Harry stands up. We all complain he shouldn't go so he sits back down. "Right. No more penis or ass talk," Harry sets rules and we all nod, trying not to laugh. Geez we're immature! "And at the moment, I preferred you when you were in a coma." Harry looks at Zayn. Zayn draws a line over his lips and Harry smiles. 

"Okay Bonnie, nice to meet you." I smile at her. She smiles back and we soon get into conversation with her, even Jade. She's so lovely Bonnie, we're all getting along really well with her. 

"So, does everyone have a plus one for the wedding?" Niall asks, hinting Harry should bring Bonnie. 

"Yep!" We all nod, apart from Jade and Harry. 

"Who are you going to take Jade?" Perrie asks her. She doesn't haven't anyone to take now Harry has Bonnie. 

"I was thinking Dan," she says. All of our jaws drop and my fists clench. Jade laughs and we all realise she's joking. "No way guys!" She yells. "Um, probably no one." Jade replies. "I'm going solo!" Jade cheers and we all laugh at how adorable she is.

"Hazz?" I ask him, smirking. Harry smiles back and turns to Bonnie. 

"Bonnie, would you like to come to Ireland and be my plus one for Niall and Ella's wedding?" Harry asks Bonnie. She has to say yes! Come on Bonnie!

"Yes." Bonnie smiles and Harry hugs her tightly whilst we all cheer. 

Niall and Ella's wedding is going to be fully sick!

"I'm only single because I'm too sexy for everyone"  (A/N: So not true for me! Haha)