we all tried. sometimes without sleep. everybody in my life took their share of it if i had to be fair, even my parents who sometimes don't know how to help and my crushes who saw everything yet never knew how to approach with a hand. everyone wanted to help regardless of how they eventually just gave up and left - i mean, you're looking for a filthy bag of porridge packed in a skull that quietly unplugs and goes places and could be anywhere, down a road or on a plane to Mumbai, and it knows more places than you think a brain can process to hide and keep quiet somewhere where it doesn't really belong - it's frustrating and the longer the search takes, the more monstrously it eats your patience.
so i do get it! it's my brain and i know it's exasperatingly mischievous and very easily gravely unhappy. it probably won't like Mumbai. it goes America only for Oklahoma at 23:00 in june. it got in a band once just to fortify a bias that it can be a multi-instrumentalist (it worked). it hooked up with seventy five other brains and got them off shoulders just to see if they could do more than it's ever done (negative result). it never visits the same place twice unless it was Morocco. or my shoulders (as it's obligatory in a probably now obsolete constitution). and as i get to mother my brain around 24/7 for a lifetime, i may call myself lucky.
if you can find the time and patience to look for my brain too, let me know me through social media or eye-contact (as my brain can come back anytime upon infatuation). all expenses are paid.
have you spotted my brain? it can be alluringly flirtatious, is the size of a large hall kind of big (probably bigger than that), flies around a lot, is frequently spotted on very high bookshelves and among the clouds, can be found in Oklahoma on the Black Mesa mountains during summer at 23:00 or in the Myriad Botanical gardens in spring around midday.
look in your area, you could be around my brain's most recent attraction! or it could be you!!
