There's No Such Thing As Fiction (OHSHCxReader)

~ Chapter 7 - Who ~

I tried so hard to make a meme....

3rd POV - At the Host club

It was after the club's activities had finished and all the guests had gone home that Tamaki called a Host Club meeting.

"Ok men! And Haruhi. We need to figure out who (Y/N) is going to stay with!" Tamaki announced at the next meeting.

"Yeah!" the twins cried, "She has no where else to go and she's already been through so much pain and I mean she was stuck with only Kyoya to talk to for a good couple of days and honestly I think that might be as close to torture as someone would ever get."

"And what do you mean by that?" Kyoya glared finally looking out of his little black book.

"Nothing." Kaoru replied.

"We'd never say anything bad about mommy." Hikaru continued, before Kyoya snapped his book shut, terrifying Tamaki.

"YOU SHADY TWINS!" Tamaki screamed, about to attack the twins while Haruhi tried to hold him back. "STOP HARASSING MOMMY!"

"Okay! So who's (Y/N) going to stay with?"Hunny asked, bouncing over to the others, dragging them away from their pettiness and back to the matter at hand.

"We think that (Y/N) should stay at our place." The twins grinned. 

"No." Haruhi intercepted mere seconds after the twins suggested themselves.

Everyone else could almost feel the mischief that had been emitted from them and the smirks. 'If poor (Y/N) had been stuck with them,' Haruhi thought, 'She'd probably be scarred for life.'

"Aww, you're so mean." Hikaru stuck his tongue out as Kaoru complained.

"I think that a princess such as (Y/N) should only stay with someone as fitting as the King-"

"No." Haruhi and Kyoya both said at the same time, rubbing their temples.

"Well, I'm not even going to suggest myself, (Y/N)'s in enough pain as it is. My family would probably cause even more." Kyoya sighed, ruling himself out of the list.

"Don't you guys realise," Hunny smiled at the group, "(Y/N)'s a commoner, she should stay with Haruhi. Besides, (Y/N) would probably feel the most comfortable around Haruhi, she is the most normal..." Hunny trailed off the last sentence.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Tamaki and the twins yelled... proving Hunny's point entirely.

Kyoya sighed again, "You're just proving his point."

"That's very nice of you to say that Hunny but, I don't know if I can have (Y/N) stay at my place, it's the perfect size foe my dad and I, I just don't know if there's space." Haruhi muttered, sheepishly, she wanted to help but it just might not have been possible.

"I'll cut your debt by a third. And we'll buy you as much fancy tuna as you'd like for a week." Kyoya stated, probably tallying up how much that would cost in his deathno- I mean, notebook.

"That sounds nice, really and I'm grateful for you to offer that but I don't know if I can put all that pressure on my dad. Not only to provide for us but also for an extra person. And I wouldn't want (Y/N) to feel like she's burdening us and-"

"Don't worry, (Y/N) can earn her stay. She needs to pay her hospital bills somehow. I do have a plan."

"Wow, Kyoya has a plan, who could've guessed?"

"My father also has a plan so we're not just going to be taking money from some poor orphan." He continued.

"I mean, I guess she could sleep in my room, and if she works a job on top of paying her debt, it would be nice to get some extra money, and a week of fancy tuna..." Haruhi closed her eyes, imagining a huge buffet table filled with...

𝐹𝒶𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒯𝓊𝓃𝒶

She coughed. "I mean, I guess I could ask my dad and see if he's okay with it. I'll call him now." Haruhi left Music Room 3 to finalise these plans.

The plans were extremely short notice, (Y/N) didn't even know what was going to happen but she believed that it was going to be fine. After all, Kyoya and Tamaki said that they had it under control. 

At the present moment, (Y/N) was blissfully unaware that the Host Club were busy planning where she could stay until she could get home. She was actually asleep, dreaming of other anime boys that, as she would say, "10/10 would date" or "Fictional boyfriend material, would smooch.", but as she was asleep and her dreams were that of any generic fangirl, she is boring and readers would rather watch the Host club be idiots. But I thought that you would want to know that she is safe and no she has not yet sold her soul to pay off her inevitable hospital debt. But as I already said, a sleeping (Y/N) is boring and so we jump back to the host club who are exciting and spontaneous and great entertainment.

"Kyo, whatcha doing?" Hunny asked him, smiling.

Kyoya sighed for the third time this chapter, he knew he would never escape the nickname that he was cursed with, courtesy of (Y/N). Kyo. How awful. He shuddered in disgust. 

"Kyoya?"

"Oh, right. I'm emailing my father with the plans for (Y/N)'s housing arrangement, it is rare that he get's involved with the patients at Ootori Medical but (Y/N) is a special case. Besides, her predicament is unrealistic. It's almost as if it's out of a fanfiction."

"You read fanfiction?" Hikaru interjected.

"About who?" Kaoru continued.

"Anyway," Kyoya ignored the Twins completely, "She shouldn't have survived and yet, she did. How? I don't know. And I never not know."

Kyoya looked at his watch, it's getting late I guess, we should probably all get going. I'm going to tell (Y/N) the plan. I'll text you all later. Maybe.

"Awww. But we want to come too." The twins whined and sulked.

"And me!" Hunny cried, jumping around Mori.

"YES!" Tamaki cried, again. "A family outing!"

"No." Kyoya said sternly. 

Haruhi looked at him, disappointingly and whispered. "Puppy dog eyes."

Kyoya slapped his forehead and looked at Tamaki, Hunny and the twins looking like an irresistible group of puppies. "Fine."

"YAY!"Came the yells of delight that followed.

"Urgh." Came the undeniable annoyance of Kyoya, with a hint of happiness. Only a tiny hint though.

Grumble. Came (Y/N)'s stomach as she woke up just in time for dinner at the hospital, unaware that Host Club were on their way again.