Spiderson and Irondad

The talk

Summary: Peter wants to prank his family so he asks for a favour from his aunt, Pepper. All his other aunts and uncles forget one major thing. (Stephen and Tony are his dads, Tony and pepper are just friends). Wade is 18 peter is 17.
                  ONWARDS!!!!

Peters POV
As i walk home from school i get an amazing idea for the others. I need Peppers help for this.
I take out my phone and call Pepper.
Pep:Hello peter.
Pete: Hi pepper, i need a favour...well i need your help to prank the others, as its April fools an all.
Pep:Okay, what do you need me to do?
Pete:I need you to tell the others to give me 'the talk' because i know for a fact that they have forgotten im gay, as they kept asking me when im gonna get a girlfriend.Ned and Mj gave me the idea. I'll see you soon.
Pep: Okay i like this idea, i'll tell them to do this when you come back. Also bring Wade i want them to get the idea.
Pete:He can stay in my room until they get it.
Pep: Okay bye love.
Pete: Bye pepper.

Peppers POV
I hang up and walk out of my office. As i walk down the hallway i start snickering. "Fri can you get everyone in the common room, i need them to talk to peter bout something." Of course pepper
I nod and meet the others but before i tell them i grab Natasha and tell get everything. "Okay pepper i wont say anything." I watch her walk towards the sofa and sit between Clint and Tony. "Okay so i need you guys to give peter 'the talk', he's at that age that he needs to know." I stated to the others trying not to laugh. Tony looked at me and said "Wouldn't the school tell him about this.He should already know." I replied "Well he doesn't know everything, he doesn't do biology at school so he wouldn't know most of it." I sigh "Just tell him when he gets back here." I go to sit next to Sam and Scott.
Back with Peter
Peters POV
I smile as i hang up the phone, i scroll to wades name. "Hey baby boy." "Hey wade do you wanna come to mine, im pranking the others and i need your help." I hear him laugh "Okay i'll meet you on out usual roof." "Okay wade." I put my phone in my pocket and go change in an alleyway. I put my bag on and swing towards our roof. When i get there i see Wade laying on his back, looking at the sky.
"Hey wadey-pie." Wade jumps up and walks towards me arms outstretched. "Baby Boy!" He hugs me tightly and presses his mask on mine, im guessing he wants a kiss. I pull up my mask to kiss him, he kisses me back. I pull away and say "Get on my back were going to the tower, i'll tell you what's happening along the way." "Okay petey." He jumps on my back and we swung away.

I land on the my window/door and open it. Wade jumps off my back and goes towards my wardrobe, he grabs some of his clothes and got changed. I went into the bathroom to change. He left his costume on the floor. When i came out of the bathroom i saw him laying on my bed smiling. "Baby boy can i have a kiss?" I roll my eyes and walk over, when i lean down for a kiss he pulls me down and kisses me roughly. "W-Wade stop.I need to finish my prank." "Aw baby. Okay call me when you need me."
I get off the bed and walk out but not before kissing him again. "See you later." I walk down the hall towards the kitchen. When i get there i see everyone watching me awkwardly. Steve speaks up "Peter we need to talk to you about something." I smile and reply "Yea okay, let me get a drink first." When i turn my back i start snickering. I walk to the others and sit on the armrest by steve. "So what do you want." They all look awkward and some of them are fidgeting in their seats.

No ones POV
As peter watches everyone fidget Bucky looks at Peter and signs 'Aren't you gay?' Fortunately Clint didn't see. Peter nods and puts a finger to his mouth, telling him to be quiet. 'I know that everyone else has forgotten and because its April fools i wanna prank them.' He smiles at the young spider. Pepper speaks "So who's gonna tell him." Clint looks at him "Peter do you know about the birds and the bees?" Peter snickers and replies "Go on." "You know what i cant do this to him. Someone else tell him.Tony you're the dad." Tony's eyes widen, he turns to him "Im not telling him, im the gay one here, one of you do it."
This statement made peter laugh, a couple other avengers laughed too. When peter stops laughing he get comfortable again. Scott speaks confidently "Fine assholes i'll do it. So when a female and male love each other they will have sex. You know what a female and male have, they make love and boom theres a baby." At the end steve says language and peter looks at him impressed. "Well done guys, was that so hard. I mean it would've been hard for steve as he's the 100 year old virgin." Steve pushed peter off the sofa and said "Peter!!" Everyone in the room laughs. "Okay there you go pepper we said it." "Ah actually you guys backed out i said it." Scott shouted over tony.

All of a sudden a yellow portal was in the common room and Stephen walked out. "Hey dad." Peter says to him as he hugs him. Stephen whispers into his ear "Am i still teaching you magic later?" Peter smiles and nods. The wizard walks over to his husband and sits down. "What were you talking about? I heard laughter." "Well we were giving peter the talk as he's at that age. He needs to know this for when he gets a girlfriend." Sam says. Stephen looks at peter then back at the others "Well that never gonna happen." "Ah Stephen thats a bit rude to Peter." Tony says to his husband. "Well if you let me finish "He's not gonna get a girlfriend because he's gay, he told you this. Also this was a prank...Its April fools."
"HA! You guys are so forgetful. The people who did remember Bucky, Pepper and Bucky. Thank you. BYE! Im going to my room, i need to tell my boyfriend." As peter walks out everyone starts talking about what happened. "Hey fri?"
Yes sir
"Who's peters boyfriend?"
His boyfriend is Wade Wilson. Also known as deadpool, he's in his room now. They are both laughing about what happened.
Clint looked towards Tony "What? You're son is dating deadpool." Tony laughs "I guess so. Is this new?"
Natasha looks at the man of iron and says "Nope they have been dating for 2 years.They are cute together."
Tony sighs loudly and goes to his son.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter. I got this idea from someone but i cant remember who. If you wrote this please say.
BYE PEASANTS
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