SSB: TAS episode 15: The Picture

The Picture

"All right guys, today we are going to play a game called: Best Yo Mama Jokes." Said Pit.

I and my friends are in the living room, on a table. The reason why we are in the living room because since we have nothing to do just fight and get beaten by Jr.

"Best Yo Mama Jokes? Really, that shit is not allowed inside Smash Bros." Mega Man said. "Plus we will get in trouble for that,"

"We can do that shit outside," said kirby. "So no one will hear us saying those jokes."

I like Kirby's plan, even Nana is covering my ears (the reason why she does that, is because I am too young to understand adult stuff, I do understand that shit,) I can still hear what they are saying because I have huge ears.

Lucas said, "Why don't we play another game? I don't want to get in trouble."

Pit said, "Relax Lucas, I'll start, Yo Mama is so fat: kirby can't cut her in half."

kirby said angrily, "Hey! That is not nice, plus, I don't use my sword inside, except for beating Jr. I only used my sword for battle."

Toon Link said, "Oh, I got a good one, Yo Mama is so ugly: she made Kirby leaked."

My friends stayed silent.

Kirby said, "Sude............."

Toon Link said, "What? What is wrong with that joke?"

Young Link whispered to Toon Link's ear.

"Oh, sorry kirby, I didn't know that until now." Toon Link said. "I might use that joke for someone else."

Kirby said, "Ah, it's ok Toon link."

Luma said, "Let me give it a try, Yo Mama is so poor: she eats dog shit."

My friends said, "Ewwwwwwwwww! LUMA!"

Luma said, "What? that's the joke, she eats dog shit."

Kirby said, "You know what? I'm done playing this game, this game is boring.as hell."

Toon Link said, "Hey guys, listen to this joke, What is the best part about fucking a 5-year-old? Their hands makes your length look bigger! Ha, ha, ha."

My friends looked at him with disgusted looks.

Diddy Kong said, "Ewwwwwww! That is so nasty Toonly, where did you get that from?"

Toon Link said, "From my big brother, Link. Ok here's another joke, What is the worst part about fucking a 5-year-old? Getting the blood off of your clown suit."

R.O.B took the mini table and smash it onto Toon Link.

He screamed. "R.O.B! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT!"

R.O.B said, "You are talking too much about the edgy world, plus we have younger kids here and they don't understand these kinds of jokes if you want to talk about jokes, stick with kids and family jokes for now on."

Toon Link said, "Oh, how about we have a battle. Uf I win, I will talk about my edgy jokes. But, if you win, I had to talk about kids and family jokes. And you're not good as me!"