THE FOURTH WALL SHALL REMAIN INTACT!

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Random person

"Hello reader! How have you been?! As you know my life has just been peachy! Since you've been following my story so far and all! You guys know how I found out you guys were here reading about me? Come closer. Closer. Not close enough. Come on I won't bit you I swear! I found out by- Author-chan?! Why are you here. You will never take me alive!" Said Logann in confusion.

"Logann, your just sleeping. Come back to reality okay babe? Listen to mama." Replied author-chan in a calming voice. "Yeah right! You ain't getting me to no secondary location fuck outta here!" "Honey come over here your dreaming."

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah." "So tell me how I fell asleep if I'm dreaming!" "You ate too much sugar and ran into a wall. You passed out and now your dreaming and you think your a story charecter." 'Crap she figured it out! I can't let her know she's a story charecter! Hell will break loose! I gotta get her to listen to me and using the mama card isn't working.....FRYING PAN!' Author-chan thought nervously.

"Wait where are you going!" Yelled Logann as the other girl left the room. "I mean yeah you better get out of here! Ha! I knew she was gonna give up. Anyways I found out by abdlaodhej." Logann dropped to the floor as  author-chan put down the frying pan.

"Sorry guys but she can never know. Ever. Hitting her in the head with a frying pan was cruel but I had to do something and it was either that or a brick. If you guys don't mind I'm just gonna drag her body back to her reailty. Love you all! Also the fourth wall shall remain intact so that's also why I knocked her out. We don't have enough money to afford to buy tape to fix the wall."








Sorry guys! I just moved into my new house and I was so tired that I almost forgot to update. So in a rush to update before I passed out I wrote this crap. Sorry again we will be back in commission by nine am. If not one thirty.

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