Curses like a sailor

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"Congratulations little shit, your now a bad ass" my brother patted my back -a little too hard- making me glare at him and whack his head.

"Shut up Henry, being a bad ass is making the situation even worse! I now have to handle Jeremy during detention!" I shouted making him roll his eyes and put me in a headlock.

"Henry! Let go of me you asshole! I swear if you mess up my hair i'll chop that nonexistent ball off of your body and feed that to your bitches" i warned but Henry just laughed and ruffled my hair.

"Henry!!!!" I screamed he let me go and run, i ran after him "Your a fucking douchebag you know! You piece of shit! Get back here! Youre a dog fucking wanker!" I screamed spitting every word at him. He laughed so loud that it made him slow down giving me the chance to pounce on him and tackle him to the ground.

He turn around so i was straddling him, i scratched his face and pull his hair, at the same time flattening his palm on my face pushing me off. I got tired and got off of him and i swear we look like we just got attacked by a tiger.

"Em, i swear you curse like a sailor. You dont have any poise! But since i careless about being poised and gentlemen, i am proud of you and ashamed of you at the same time" he stated, making me scowl at him and threw him the middle finger.

"Whatever" i muttered walking into the living room to resume watching teen wolf.

I didnt bother fixing myself up since im too lazy, i just arrived from school.

Someone rang the doorbell making me groan, "ugh!!! Go get it!" I shouted, but he just replied "No way!, Im in the shower!".

I groaned before pulling myself up and drag myself to the door, i swung it open and my eyes widened "What the fucking hell are you doing here!"

"Henry invited me over" he shrugged casually. "Well, your not welcome here so get your ass off of my house" i blocked the doorway.

"Technically its not your house, its your parents...Plus, your parents like me so move" he pushed me aside and flopped down on MY couch as if it was his

I rolled my eyes and went upstairs to my room to avoid him, im gonna kill you henry. "Ey! Pretty lady! Where you going?" He called out, "away from you, i might get infected by your stupidity virus" i answered.

"Like i got infected by yours?" He smirked, i scoffed and went inside my room.

Stupid Jeremy! Stupid Henry! Stupid people!

I was dancing my heart out to one of Taylor Swifts new single Shake it off, -hey i may not like her but i have no problem with her music- when an idiot banged on my door.

"Emmy! I need to tell you something" he shouted, pounding on my door.

"Stop banging my door! You fucking moron!" I shouted back, "ewww, your door isnt an ideal thing to bang" he yelled.

Ughh seriously? "Well you banged something worst than a door!" I retorted, "oh yeah like what?" He countered.

"A whore, now shoo! Im having a superstar moment right now!" I shooed him still not opening the door.

"Fine! But i just want to warn you to close your curtains next time you 'shake it off' cause Mr. Burton our neighbor said your ass is such a disgrace to look at" he chuckled along with another voice, which i presume belongs to Jeremy.

I groaned and went to my curtains, i stuck my head out and yelled "Im sorry you've got to see my beautiful ass and be jealous about it, i promise not to rub it in yow fes! Be jealous old man, be jealous!" I shouted, i hate that old man. When i was 6 he shoved a mountain of snow in our driveway making me shove it off, plus he poured a bucket of water making it turn our driveway into a skating rink.

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