There once was a man named Peter,
who wanted to fuck her, and eat her.
She blew a big fart,
that tore him apart,
and that was the end of dear Peter!
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Naughty Limericks
PoesíaThis is a collection of naughty limericks I wrote between 2010 to 2015 while I was working up at the oil sands. * They were meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously, so if you offend easily, this poetry may not be for you. Other workers up th...
Peter
There once was a man named Peter,
who wanted to fuck her, and eat her.
She blew a big fart,
that tore him apart,
and that was the end of dear Peter!