There once was a fellow named Ralph,
who wanted to fuck a female elf.
But her pussy was so tiny,
he felt like a meany,
and put her back on the shelf.
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Naughty Limericks
ŞiirThis is a collection of naughty limericks I wrote between 2010 to 2015 while I was working up at the oil sands. * They were meant for a laugh, not to be taken seriously, so if you offend easily, this poetry may not be for you. Other workers up th...
