Bionic love

Death Spiral Smackdown;

As I stand in the school gym in my ugly uniform with the giant goofball and my frail friend I look to the thing covered by a white tarp and cock my eyebrow. 

"Okay, it's fitness week and I see, what looks like, a giant square covered by a white tarp and our mentally unstable Principal wearing a utility belt. I don't know whether to be curious or terrified of what's underneath."I say as I point to the giant thing while talking to Adam and Mr. frail.

I look back to the pair and see the two of them look to one another then back to me.

"I don't know what it is Anya, but I'm scared."

"Prepare yourselves Dingoes!" The demon Principal voice booms catching everyone in the gymnasium's attention."It's time for my annual fitness challenge week! This year, forget about push-ups and sit-ups. It's time for bruises, sprains, and freak accidents!" Yeah, there is no such thing as freak accidents when it directly involves her."I present The Death Spiral Smack Down!" She pushes a button that removes the tarp and a bunch of smoke columns erupt from the square platform, and Adam pulls me back from the platform as he and Leo move back as well.

"Well, say what you will about her, but she knows how to bring the sizzle." I grimace and nod in agreement with Adam as the devil Principal continues to speak.

"Why do you call it The Death Spiral? I mean...doesn't look scary to me." Leo asks as she climbs the stairs closest to us to get onto the platform. 

"Why don't I have Vice Principal Cochran demonstrate for you?" She shouts this as she crosses the platform and grabs the poor defenseless man and brings him onto the middle of the platform. She moves back and presses another button on the remote she used a minute ago to reveal the platform, and where Mr. Cochran is standing begins to spin causing him to fall onto his back eliciting a laugh from the mentally unstable woman.

He begins to spin faster and faster and then is flung off the platform into a bunch of folding chairs causing me to bring my hands to my mouth in shock and a small bit of fear. I look to the thing that I am not sure is even human and shrink a bit as she yells at the surely injured man.

"It's not broken! Walk it off!" Why does she like to see people in pain?

"Wait s-so how does it work?" I look over and watch Adam climb the stairs to the monster of a 'woman' as he asks his question.

"You wrestle your opponent as it spins you silly. It'll test your strength, reflexes, and ability to hold your bladder against centrifugal force!" She begins to laugh as she finishes her explanation and I move back a bit further to get away from the psycho. 

"What do you think, Leo? Can you handle it?" I look behind me and see Leo's creepy friend Gordo and move away a bit.

"Well, my bladder's strong, but just to be safe, I'm sticking to dark gym shorts."

"I myself will be wearing a full-body diaper. In the face of fear, you never know where you're gonna leak from." I shudder at his words and let out a disgusted noise catching his attention.

"H-hi, Anya." He waves to me as his cheeks become tinted in red and I back away more. Hey, the kid creeps me out plush Leo says that he has a little crush on me! I only want one guy to crush on me and that's vunderkind. (1)

"If you have the guts, partner up, and choose carefully. Your survival depends on the decision you make, and there are very few good options!" She laughs as she finishes her little piece of 'advice' of sorts.

But, hey I'm glad that this is optional, 'cause when I die I don't want it to be for this demon's entertainment!

"Well, Leo, every year we lose the fitness challenge, but this year we're gonna do it in style. I don't wanna brag, but..." Gordo shakes out a green piece of fabric that is the same color as the one attached to him in a cape-like fashion."I totally earned the sewing merit badge." He then hands it to Leo and he takes it in his hand and begins to walk away.