Diamonds In The Sky ( Hunter X Hunter X Reader ) Rewrite

~Diamonds In The Sky Crack~

Let me know if you want this to become it's own book. I thought about it. There will be more of these! ENJOY! I made the pic above!
 Warning: Cursing, Dank memes, Vines, Weirdness, Possibly spoilers??

ENJOY THIS SHIT! Btw, edgy (Y/n) is my current mood oml

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~ Gon giving (Y/n) and Kurapika a pep talk  about their goal to avenge their families ~

Gon: JUST DO IT!!!

(Y/n) and Kurapika:....

Gon: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!

Gon: WAIT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! YES YOU CAN!!!

Gon: If you're tired of starting over. STOP GIVING UP.

Gon: * Walks away to find Killua *

(Y/n): * Turns to Kurapika *What the hell was that!?

Kurapika: He found some crack on my books, and sniffed it.

(Y/n): Where the hell did you get crack Kura?

Kurapika:....

(Y/n).....

Kurapika:....Easter Dave.

(Y/n): FUCK! WE JUST FUCKIN' PAID HIM YOU BITCH! * Bitch slaps Kurapika *

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~ Hisoka and (Y/n) having a conversation ~

(Y/n): Everybody has a gay cousin

Hisoka: Bitch I don't have a gay cousin!

(Y/n):...

Hisoka:....

Hisoka: * Gasps * oh shit I AM THE GAY COUSIN! OH MY GOD!

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~Hisoka...being Hisoka. Ft. Killua, Gon, and (Y/n) ~

* Come little children starts playing *

Hisoka: Come little children~ I'll take thee away~

(Y/n): * Grabs Killua and Gon's hand * FUCK RUN! A PEDOPHILE RONALD MCDONALD IS AFTER US!

The trio: * Runs *

Hisoka: The Fuck...

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~ When (Y/n) has a nightmare about her past Ft. Leorio ~

(Y/n): *Crying *

Leorio: * Places hand on (Y/n)'s shoulder* (Y/n) you'll be o- * Gets cut off*

(Y/n): * Evil aura around her * Touch me again and kill you and your fuckin' family.

Leorio: * Pulls away * Alright then.

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~ Getting kidnapped by the Phantom Troupe Ft. Killua and Gon ~

Phantom Troupe: * About to kill (Y/n) *

(Y/n): Wait! 

Phantom Troupe: * Stops * What?

(Y/n): You can't kill me!

Phantom Troupe: Why?

(Y/n): *Smugly* I'm baby.

Phantom Troupe:.....

Phantom Troupe:..What?

Killua: She's baby!

Gon: You can't kill her! She's baby.

(Y/n): I'm baby.

Killua and Gon: She's baby.

Phantom Troupe:....

Phantom Troupe: What the Fuck?

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~ When Kurapika doesn't answer the phone for (Y/n) ~

(Y/n): * Tries to call Kurapika *

Kurapika: * Doesn't answer *

(Y/n): * Throws the phone*

Also (Y/n): * Climbs into a dryer * I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to my lord and savior Jesus Christ( Kurapika) AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!

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~ When (Y/n) ships Killugon Ft. Killua and Gon ~

Killua and Gon: *Minding their buisness in the Hotel hot tub *

(Y/n): * A few feet away from them on the edge of the hot tub* Two bros chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart cuz' their not gay!~

Killua: (Y/n) I Fuckin' swear...

Gon: What's Gay?

(Y/n) and Killua:...Shit.

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~ Hisoka confessing his love for (Y/n) Ft. Kurapika ~

Hisoka: * Singing* Cause I just want you for my own!~

Kurapika: * Harmonizing *

(Y/n): * Singing in disgust* PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!~

Kurapika: * Still Harmonizing *

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~ If (Y/n) was Lesbian ( It's pride month why the hell not) ~

Gon and Killua: *Trying to flirt with (Y/n)*

(Y/n): *Trying to flirt with the waitress*

Gon and Killua: * Thinks if they flirt with the waitress too, (Y/n) will be jealous*

Gon and Killua: * Flirt with the waitress *

(Y/n): * Death glares at the boys * Back of Bastards I saw her first!

Also (Y/n): * Get's up and kisses the waitress * MINE.

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~ If (Y/n) was Lesbian and Killua and Gon asked how she became Lesbian ~

(Y/n): *Playing Ukelele *

Gon and Killua: * Runs in * (Y/n) how did you become a Lesbian.

(Y/n): *Smiles* Well, you see it's pretty funny. I was actually sitting in my room watching Rugrats when the Fairy Faggot Godmother flew in through the window and said " Hey! You like Coochie now!~" and I said "okay!", so she tapped me on the head with her Anti-Dick-Stick, and now I'm a Dyke! Thanks for asking!

Gon:...

Killua:....

Killua:..Bitch you have issues.

Gon: Real issues.

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That's pretty much all I got for now. Let me now if you want more! Love you!