Just a quick quirky chapter for you all!
Enjoy these cringey pickup lines <3
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Shiro:
Alien - If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
Human - If you and I were socks we'd sure make a great pair.
Lance:
Alien - Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you're indescribable.
Human - Si el agua fuese belleza, tú serías el océano entero.
Translation~~~
If water were beauty, you'd be the whole ocean.
Keith:
Alien - I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Human - If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'.
(Sorry for the OOC-ness but I don't think that Keef is really a pick up line person. Alternatively, Lance told him it would make you like him more and since Lance is the team's 'Flirt', Keith just went with it)
Hunk:
Alien - Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut...your beauty makes me float.
Human - If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Pidge:
Alien - Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you
Human - I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Allura:
Alien - Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Human - If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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Voltron Preferences (SLOW IRREGULAR UPDATES)
FanfictionHi! Okay so these are just a few preferences for Voltron Legendary Defender. I love this show so much and so I decided this is going to be my first book! No hate please, I know it's not the best, or even moderately good, but it's only my first book...
