...You've got to be kidding me? (Lirry/Zarry/Ziam/Nouis boyxboy)

Chapter 9 x

Chapter 9

So, I just started at a new boarding school, yay!x but, that's why I didn't update. ( traveling, packing etc.) here it is, hopefully you'll enjoy.

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Harry's POV

I looked at them shocked; that's not what I thought they were going to say. "So, let me get the straight. You. Want. To. Commit. Theft... Are you guys listening to yourselves?!" Zayn clamped his hand over my mouth, and rubbed my leg. He leaned in and whispered,

"Baby, this could be fun! She doesn't check who's on the trips 'cause she started to date that french man. Also, we don't have to take her main credit card. We can take an emergency one.."

I turned to him and whispered, "I dunno..." He started rubbing my leg more slyly, but quicker. By this time, the others were in their own conversation. I started to pant and I whispered, "Zayn, babe don't fucking start if you can't finish the job." he sighed and stopped. "ahem." Zayn coughed and the lads turned towards us.

So basically, Louis and Niall were going to do it the stealing, they just wanted to bring us. And they knew I an horrible at lying. I start to smile like a downright nob.

We decided to leave Tommy's and head back to the hotel.

*********AT HOTEL*****

I haven't seen any of my other friends this whole trip, we've been very closed off. I turned to everyone and said, "I going to Josh and Ed's room, don't wait up!" they all nodded mumbled a goodbye and left.

I got on the lift and got off on the third floor. I walked to the 5th door,

Which was theirs. The door was cracked open so I just walked in and there they were.

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Niall's POV

I can't believe I already got the credit card already! How can someone go to the swimming pool and not lock their door?! Anyways, Louis and I went through all of her draws and bags, and we found it wrapped in a soiled thong. That's fucking disgusting.

Anyways we just got back to our room. I plopped on the bed and grabbed the bag of crisps off the nightstand. I started to chew merrily while I watch this really cool show called awkward. It is HILARIOUS.

Louis suddenly sat down and wrapped his arms around me. I turned to him as he straddled me in his lap. I looked into his dazzling blue irises as he softly pressed his lips against mine. Not less than 30 seconds later, I was underneath him shirtless. Wow, that escalated quickly.

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Harry's POV

I walked into Ed an Josh's room to see them in a full make out sesh. What the hell? Since when were they gay? Since when did Ed break up with Cher?!

I coughed awkwardly to get their attention. They quickly pulled apart an gasped. Their jaws hung low and they sported wide eyes. "Harry..i-it's not what it seems like-" I frowned. There is no way they could deny this.

"Then what is it?" I asked amused. "Look we know that you're not mad at us-" "And makes you assume that?" I asked.

"Because you're gay of course."

At that moment, I froze and left the room.

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Liam's POV

I walked into our hotel room with Zayn. He grabbed two Cokes for him and I but he put them on the nightstand even though I had my hand out to grab it. He quickly sat on my lap. He wrapped his arms around my neck. "Liam.." he purred. "yes?" I barely managed out a whisper.

"I never got to repay you for doing that favour for me. Now. I'll do you one." He quickly pecked my lips and started to dance. Dance?! Zayn Jawaad Malik is giving me a lap dance. I couldn't do anything else buy groan in a response. He chuckled. I couldn't take it anymore and I attached my lips to his.

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30 seconds later.

Zayn was under me only in his boxers. Well, that escalated quickly.

Harry's POV

How could they possibly even know?! I 've tried so hard to keep it under wraps. I don't like it like this when every waking moment a new person is finding out. I reached Louis and Niall's room and heard moans and groans coming from under the covers. Then I heard a smack and a long moan. ...So that's the kind of stuff they're into. Well, then. I mine as well go to my room. I walked

down the corridor, and walked into to see Liam and Zayn basically having sex with clothes on.

Wtf?

Fml.

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-Catxx