•{crackheads , an yea thats me in the tøp💀💀}
•{heee heee}
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{3rd persøn p.ø.v}
It was a normal day, until Michaela showed up with about a million people.
Came in with the dog- Omar, Gazzy, Diego, Kimetrius, Nick, Taymor, Gus, and Tracy.
"Oh shit, here we go again." Stokeley said, putting his slides on and tapping a sleepy Jahseh.
"Ughhhhhh. What nigga?" Jahseh asked grumpily, upset his nap was over so soon.
"Take that attitude away before i fix it, but a bunch if crackheads are in the living room." Stokeley said, eyeing the other boy and walking to the door.
"....bitch whet." Jahseh said, rubbing his eyes and standing up to stretch.
"Uh yea, also there's a dog in here too." Stokeley groaned, hearing Omar starting to scream randomly.
"What the hell-" is all Jahseh said as he put his shorts on as he dashed downstairs, leaving Stokeley in his thoughts.
As Jahseh walked to the living room, all he could see was disaster.
Diego and Kimetrius were having a "rap" battle when in reality, Kimetrius was just roasting Diego while he spat everywhere.
Gazzy and Spot were eating together and making out, making the dining area smell like a rusty crackhead animal shelter.
Taymor and Nick were freestyling about guns and other shit the white people next door didn't need to hear.
And finally, Michaela and Ayleks just dancing like the damn crackheads they are {which is exactly where the picture øriginated , me actin like a crackhead🌚}
"Umm.... what in the state of fucking Alabama are yall doin?" Jahseh asked, putting his hand on his hip while everyone stopped what they were doing.
"...ALOHA AH YES YES!" Michaela screamed.
"I SMOKE GAS NO STRESS STRESS!" Ayleks screamed after.
"..... WHERE'S ALEXIS TEXASSSS!" Omar yelled, putting his arms up making the area smell like onions and greasy food.
"ALOHA AH YES YES! TWO CHICKS JUST DO IT LIKE KAEPERNICK!" Nick screamed, starting to twerk in the chair.
"TWO BAD TWINS AND LOOK LIKE DOUBLE MINT!" Jahseh and Michaela screamed, pointing at each other and dropping.
"BIG BOOTY BITCH AND THE TATS OFF BEAR CLAW!" Everyone screamed, just going crazy.
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"So if we can't see air... can fish see water?" Michaela asked, setting her blunt down before going into deep thought, everyone else doing the same at the question.
"Thats crazy an all.. but if trees produce oxygen.. and you're in a desert without anything but sand.. how the fuck you breathe?" Jahseh asked, hitting his blunt then going into deep thought.
"Damn.. we smart and the world ain't even know it!" Stokeley exclaimed, shaking his head then nodding his head at the questions.
"Damn.. i aint even think of that." Ayleks said, putting her arm around Michaela and hitting her blunt again.
"Wait.. what's two plus two again?" Gazzy asked, everyone groaning.
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Like A Light Switch // SLUMPTACIØN ØNESHØTS
Fanfiction"Yøu Turn Me Øn, Just Like A Light Switch." It's Slumptaciøn , Vøte & Cømment Ideas
