Tony/Bruce/Loki/Strange × Reader One shots

Drunk God (Loki)

   ⚠️Use of alcoholic beverages⚠️
  
     "I'm not drunk!" Loki yells and stumbles back into Thors chest, who lets out a hearty laugh.
     "What did I do to deserve this?" You ask the devine beings, with no answer. Thor holds Loki by his arm, supporting him. Loki's face was a dark red and his eyebrows were furrowed together.
     "I am not drunk, love. I can prove this to by my performance in bed, can I not?" You flush a dark red. Loki smirks and Thor laughs, so loud you thought the windows might break.
    Pause. How did you get into this situation you ask? Well it all started with Tony Stark. Yes, I know what you're thinking. 'Oh god, all bad things start with that name,' and I can assure you that you're 100% correct.
    Rewind. Play. You're walking in town picking out some new underwear, because you have a habit of wearing them until they are no longer wearable. Your head was bopping up and down to your music, whenever you run into the millionaire himself, disguised as a normal human. Which he definitely is not. You take out your headphones recognizing him immeaditly. "Hey Tony, whatcha... Oh." You start, but when you see the brown bags in his hands you automatically assume its alcohol.
     "I know what you're thinking," He says and shifts the weight of the multiple bags. "but i'm not throwing a public party." He defends. You stand there, staring at him. Do you believe him? Hell no, but there was a flash of honesty in those pearly whites that just made you shrug it off.
     "Whatever T-man. I'll see you at the tower." You say, walking off. He raises an eyebrow and smirks. Little did you know, he planned on getting everyone wasted. I mean, you guys work so hard and he thinks you all need a break. Especially being that Loki is settling in at the tower under strick supervision of Thor and agent Hill, who stops in every day to mentally evaluate him.
     After you get done undies shopping, you head up the elevator in hopes to take a nice shower and talk to your new friend. So what if that new friend almost killed you once? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? He'd apologized for it after he got to know you. He'd decied that you weren't like the rest of the human garbage that litter this planet. Of course he hadn't told you that, but thats what he thought. 
   The elevator dings and you smile as you see Thor and Loki leaned against the kitchen bar talking. Loki's eyes drift from Thor to the elevator where you are getting out holding your plastic bag of close. Thor takes notice of how Loki was no longer listening to his lecture and his eyes follow his brothers stare. You smile brightly and wave.
      "Hey, guys!" You say and walk over to where they nurse their own drinks. Thor smiles as his brother took a big sip from his martini and smiles at you.
    "Hello, Y/n. I must say you look rather detectable this evening. Have you done something different to your appearance?" Loki greets and scans over your features. You laugh and tuck a piece of hair behind your ear.
     "Is wind blown hair the new look now-a-days or are you out of touch, Loki?" You ask and look to the drink in his hand. Then it all begun to make sense. Loki smirks at you and sips at his drink again.
     "I can guarantee you, that I am not out of touch, darling." Loki flirts and you smile and shake your head.
     "Is that alcohol on your breath?" You ask, raising an eyebrow. He looks down to his drink then back up to your eyes.
     "Midgaurdian alcohol. It's basically juice to me, darling." He reassures you, but you just shake it off. You look up to Thor who is just observing the situation.
     "You're oddly quite, Thor. Is the Midgaurdian alcohol not to your liking?" You ask and he perks up at the mention of his name.
    "No, its fine. Not as string as I desire, but its okay. I was just enjoying the show." He says and takes as sip of his drink.
     "Well then, I guess I'll be off to the showers." You say looking at the to of them and walk off to the showers.
    Once you were out if ear shot Thor nudges his brother and says, "I'm surprised you didn't ask to join her." Loki scoffs and rolls his eyes.
    "I would do nothing if the sort, you oaf." He counters and shakes his head.
     "Whatever you say brother."

    After your shower, you put on your new undies and smile at how perfectly they fit your butt. From that moment on you knew you'd wear these on a date that was going somewhere. Your mind drifts off to Loki and you automatically scold yourself for thinking that way. How can you not with all the flirts he sends your way?
   You shake the thoughts off and put on some tight work out pants, that fit comfortably. You also slide on a baggy Tee and you walk back out into the living quarters. Tony sat behind the kitchen bar making everyone some drinks. Clint sat next to Natasha talking about new battle tactics. Thor and Loki sat on the couch drinking beers? How many drink have they gone through? Loki's face is a light pink tint and Thors completion stayed the same as before. Bruce is propped up on the counter conversating with Tony. "Y/n! There you are. I made this one just for you." Tony calls, causing Bruce too look back at you. You smile shyly at them and sit down at the bar.
    "To what do I own this honor?" You ask as he hands you a glass of wine. He smiles and picks up his own drink.
    "To working your ass off." He says and motions for a cheers. You accept with a smile and you clink glasses.
     Someone places an empty beer bottle down besides you and it startles you. "Another one? Man you guys can really drink." Tony says and turns to make another drink. Your eyes trail up the black sleeve and up to that sleek black hair. You smile as he leans on the counter waiting for his next drink. His emerald eyes shift from the counter to you and he raises an eyebrow. You just smirk back and look down to your glass of wine. Loki sits on the stool and props his head up on his elbow; watching you. You could already feel your face heating up and you turn to him and sip on your drink.
     "Any particular reason your staring?" You ask and raise an eyebrow. He smirks and looks away; licking his lips. You could feel the butterflies build up in your stomach as his eyes lock back onto yours.
    "Well-"
  "Here's your drink." Tony says setting the drink down with an innocent smirk. You look to him with a dead pinned glare and he sends you a playful wink. Loki looks to Stark and squints his eyes, reading the situation completely different than what it was.
    "What is this drink, Stark?" Loki asks, causing Tony to look at him and crack up. Loki picks up the super, mini cup and looks at the brown liquid.
    "Its a shot of whiskey." Tony says, leaning onto the counter. Loki sip at it and his face twists into disgust. You stifle your laugh and pinch your nose. Tony busts out laughing.
     "What?" Loki asks getting aggervated. You motion your hand for the shot glass and he slowly gives it too you.
    You down the shot quickly and slam the shot back down onto the counter. "You've got to drink it fast. Careful though, they'll get you drunk quick." You say and hand Loki back the shot glass. Tony wolf whistles at you and looks to Bruce who is swishing around his glass of wine.
    "At ah girl. I've taught you well." Tony says and Loki feels jealously building up in his chest. How well did Stark know you? You roll your eyes at him and look to Loki.
   "Another." Loki says and Tony looks to Loki and smirks.
    "Alright boss." Tony teases and pours the whiskey in the shot glass. Loki holds the shot and looks to you, too make sure you're watching. He downs the shot and can feel the liquid burn at his throat. He licks his lips and sets the shot down for another.
     "I can do this all night." He says and you raise an amused eyebrow at him.
    
                      10 shots later

     "Loki, I think you've had enough to drink." You say with a laugh. His face had darkened 3 shades and he smirks at you.
    "Its like I told you, darling. I can do this all night." He says drunkly and motions towards you.
    "Okay, pal. Lets get you to bed." You say and stand up. Loki goes to stand up and almost falls out the chair.
   "I'm not drunk, Y/n. I promise." He says as you quickly grip his forearm helping him stay upright. You can't help but to smile at him. He is in denile and its hilarious. "Y/n, you're really beautiful." He says and wraps his arm around your shoulders. You blush and look to Tony who is wiggling his drunk eyebrows. Yes, his drunk eyebrows.
      "Thor, I need your help here." Yoy call out and Thor stands from the couch.
     "Oh, brother." Thor says exaiming the situation. Loki looks up to Thor with a glare.
    "Don't 'oh, brother,' me Thor." Loki says and points his finger at him. A wide grin cracks onto Thors face.
    "He's drunk. Help me get him to bed." You say to him and Loki looks to you as if you just offended his great ancestors. Loki pulls away from you and crosses his arms.
   "I'm not drunk." He says and sways. You raise an eyebrow at him as he shifts on his feet to balance himself.
    "Whatever you say, Loki." You say and reach out for his arm.
       "I'm not drunk!" Loki yells and stumbles back into Thors chest, who lets out a hearty laugh.
     "What did I do to deserve this?" You ask the devine beings, with no answer. Thor holds Loki by his arm, supporting him. Loki's face was a dark red and his eyebrows were furrowed together.
     "I am not drunk, love. I can prove this to by my performance in bed, can I not?" You flush a dark red. Loki smirks and Thor laughs, so loud you thought the windows might break.
           Seem familar?
   You groan and look around the room at the other Avengers who are trying not to laugh at him. One day he is trying to take over the world, the next he is as drunk as a duck.
      You grab his wrist and drag him from the living room and to his room. "You're actually taking me up on my offer?" He asks as you pull him down the halls. The doors seem to fly past him as you pull him through the halls.
    You stop in front of his door abruptly and he runs into you. "Oh." You groan as he wraps his arms around you for support. He groans and stands there not wanting to move. He felt so dizzy, he might fall out. Now you have to admit drunk Loki is cute, but he is way to horny right now.
     "Y/n." He says softly. His grip on you tightened and you look up at him. His eyes fixate on yours and he leans down to kiss you, but his aim is off and he ends up kissing your nose. You couldn't help, but to laugh at him and smile up at him. His eyebrows furrow together, confused, but he smiles back down at you.
      "Lets get you to bed Loki." You say softly, looking into his eyes. He groans and leans almost all of his weight onto you. You can feel him nod against you and you smile, wobbling to the door.   
   Once you push the door open, with your foot if I might add, you help walk him into his room. You maneuver him onto the bed and he sits there with his head in his hands. You put a comforting hand on his shoulder and he looks up to you with a hum. "Lay down, Loki." You say and he submits and does as he's told. You pull his covers over him and he is out like a light. "Sweet dreams." You say and place a soft kiss on his forehead, before clicking the light out and walking to your own bedroom.