BullShit Loki x Reader

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I sit infront of the asgaurdian prince shuffling the deck of cards. The cards fall into place after I finish the bridge. I start to pass the cards out and I count out loud.

"1,1,2,2,3,3,4,4,5,5."
I finish out passing the cards out.

"So, how does one play this game?"
He ask picking up the 10 cards in his hand and looking over them.

"Hm, well you have the 10 cards in your hand, so you ask the other person if they have one of the cards that match the card in your hand. Then if they do, they can either give it to you or lie. If you call out 'bullshit' and they have the card they have to give it too you, but if they don't have the card and you call out 'bs' then you don't get to draw a card from the deck."
I say laying down the matches I got from the shuffle. He started to do the same and looked down at his cards.

"And if they don't have the card and you don't call out 'bs'?"
He asks looking through his hand.

"Then you get to draw a card from the deck."
I smile and look up from my hand to him. He looks unamused and nods his head.

"Ladies first."
He states. I nod and look back down at my hand.

I have a match of 3's, one  jack, 8, 5, 7, 10, 2, 4, and a Ace.

"Hm lets see. Do you have a 5?"
I asked looking up too see if there is any hesitation in his eyes whenever he answers. His eyes scann his hand and his facial expression doesn't change one bit.

"No."
He answers setting his hand down and shifting getting comfortable once more. I narrow my eyes at him.

"Bull shit."
I say crossing my arms. He looks up at me and smirks.

"Guess again."
He says. I frown.

"What?"
I groan and a small snicker escapses his lips.

"Do you have a jack?"
He asks peering over his cards. I scann my cards till my eyes land on the jack.

"No."
I lie and shuffle my hand.

"Bs."
He says. I furrow my eyebrows and hand him the card.

"How did you know? I have a good poker face."
I scowled searching in my head too see how he could be cheating. A small smirk grew on his face.

"You call 'that' a good poker face?"
He asked raising an eyebrow. I felt slightly offended.

"Yes of course I do."
I said and scanned my cards again before guessing again. Hm, should I guess for the ace or the eight?

"Do you have an 8?"
I asked raising and eyebrow. He shook his head 'no.' Rather not risk it this time. I nod and draw a card from the deck. A smirk covers my lips and I lay the pair of ace's down.

"It's your turn."
I say with a cocky tone. He smirks back at me.

"Oh of course."
He cutts his eyes from mine too his cards and back up at me.

"Do you have a 8?"
He asks with a smirk covering his lips. I furrow my eyebtows and gave him a petty look. I pass him the card and he picks it up.

"Thank you, love."
He says laying down the match of eights. I look back down at my cards.

"Do you have a 10?"
I asked and looked up at him with a stotic expression. He hands me the card and smirks. I furrow my eyebrows. What's his game? I hadn't even noticed my eyes squinting slowly at him.

"Do you have a 6?"

"No."

"Hm."
He hums and draws a card from the deck. He shuffled his hand and looked over them.

"2?"

"No."
Well. He told the truth last time. I grabbed a card from the deck. It was a Queen. I shuffled my hand and looked up at Loki.

"Do you have a Queen?"
He asks.

"No."

"Yes, you do."
He says and crosses his arms. He looked offended, I don't know why, he lies about whats in his hand all the time.

"Fine."
I slide him the card and he smiled and laied the pair down.

We continued to do this for a while until we got down too the last cards.

"Do you have the king?"
He asks with a slight glint in his eyes.

"No."
I mumbled holding the last card in my hand.

"Yes, you do."
He paused and stood up and leaned over the table. I sighed and went to hand him the card.

"Me."
He said before his lips where on mine. I kissed him back and ran my fingers through his hair. The card slipped out of my hand and our lips parted. He sat down and held my card in his hand. It felt like electricity was shooting off my lips. My face was flushed. He glanced up at me.

"That was a dirty trick."
I mumbled looking up at him. A smirk formed onto his lips.

"No, it was-"
I cut him off and pulled the collar of his shirt and brought his lips back too mine. We started to go into a full out blown make out session. Until it lead to other things.

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[Extented ending]

A shirtless Loki laied in the bed besides me. I was trying too calm my breathing down.

"And I win either way."
He smiles and kisses my forehead.

"Oh shut up."
I laughed and pinched his arm.

"Ow."
He chuckled.
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