Janthony ONESHOTS! (SLOW UPDATES, PROMISE)

a lot to drink.

lol, it ain't smut I promise
basically, in this, Jasmine and Anthony are both single and having a drink in some bar at the weekend and Jasmine gets really drunk and suddenly starts talking to him lmao bye

"Have you ever thought about the fact that in real life...starfish aren't real?" Jasmine asked Anthony, staring at him with big eyes.

"Um. Excuse me, miss?" Anthony laughed. "Starfish are real."

"Oh, no, no, Sir...you see..." Jasmine took another sip of her gin then looked back at the random but attractive man she had just met in a bar. "Starfish...are a lie! The government TRICKS you into thinking they're real, when in real life...they...they don't..." Jasmine paused, looking confused. "What are we talking about?"

"How much have you had to drink, madame?" Anthony asked playfully, setting down his glass of whiskey.

"Not a lot," Jasmine whined. She looked at all her empty glasses. "I've had...one...two....three...five....seventeen...twenty two...eleven....six..."

Anthony raised his eyebrows. "Goodness. Perhaps it's time you went home. Want me to take you?"

"Yeeees..." Jasmine mumbled sleepily. "Hooomeee..."

He chuckled. "Alright. How far away do you live?"

"A fewwww minutes away," Jasmine replied.

"Huh. That ain't very specific." Anthony said with a grin, "But I'll try to get you home, m'lady. Let's get you home." He gently took hold of her arm. Jasmine yawned and slipped off the bar stool she had been sat on.

Anthony lead her out of the bar and out into the cold New York night. "Okay," He said, "Left or Right?"

"Left..." Jasmine mumbled. "Wait...no...right...hold on...I'm sure it's left...or...or maybe it's right?" Anthony laughed. "Sorry...but that isn't exactly helpful. Left, or right?"

"Uhm...Left! Yeah, left!" 

"Are you sure about that?" He asked, squeezing her arm. "Yes...yes, I'm suuure it's left." She replied with a sleepy smile.

"Alright then...if you say so...let's head off."
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"And you're sure this is your apartment?" Anthony asked doubtfully. "I don't wanna burst into some random guy's apartment, m'lady."

"Nah...this is definitely my apartment," she murmured, looking up at it. "Can I go inside nowww? These heels are killing meee..."

"Sure, sure. Do you have the key?"

"Yeahhh! Hoooold on..." Jasmine reached into her pocket and reached around inside of it for a few seconds then took out the key and shakily put it in the lock and unlocked it. "Theeere we gooooo..." She stumbled inside, dragging Anthony in with her.

"I need to peeee..." Jasmine suddenly let go of his arm and ran into the bathroom. Anthony chuckled and shut the door behind him. He looked around the living room, hands in his pockets. Although he didn't even know this girls name, he already liked her quite a bit. He liked the way her apartment was decorated, too, with magnolia walls and cute little nerdy furniture. He stopped and looked at a framed image of a young Jasmine with her parents. Anthony smiled and carefully picked up the frame. 

'Damn, she looked like an adorable kid...and her family looks nice.'

Jasmine suddenly came out of the bathroom, looking pale. "Hey Mister, I don't feel so well," she said. "I-I think I'm gonna be-" She suddenly began to gag and ran into the bathroom again.

Anthony swiftly put the picture down and went into the bathroom just in time to see Jasmine being sick into the toilet. "O-Oh God," She groaned with a sniffle. "My head..."

"Want some water?" He asked from behind her.

"For the love of God, yes..." Jasmine choked out.

"Got it," Anthony swiftly went into the kitchen, grabbed a glass, filled it with water, then went back into the bathroom. He bent down and handed her the glass of water, which Jasmine eagerly lapped up until she had finished it all. She finally pulled the glass away from her lips and looked at Anthony, who was kneeling beside her. "I don't even know your name," she sighed and put the glass on the floor. "And yet I let you walk me home...when I was drunk...and I still am..."

"I'm Anthony, m'lady. And you are?"

"I'm Jasmine...I can't believe I let you, a complete stranger, walk me home..."

"Well, it's not like I was going to do anything...!" Anthony went red and folded his arms. 

Jasmine sighed. "But you never know. You see all these stories of guys taking drunk girls home and...and...well, you get the idea."

"I'm not like that." He said with a frown. Jasmine sighed. "Sorry." 

"...it's fine. I guess you have a point," He said softly. "You do hear...a lot...on the news. It's awful, isn't it?"

"Yes." Jasmine nodded, rubbing her temple. "Guess I'm lucky I didn't get someone like that."

"Uh huh...anyway, uh...you're home now...so...should I go?"

"Um, yeah, in a sec..." Jasmine got up, leaving the glass on the floor. She grabbed Anthony's arm and lead him out of the bathroom and into her bedroom. She let go of his arm again and began to rummage around in her closet.

Anthony looked around her room with a smile. "Wow...your room is so beautiful. You're a great interior designer, m'lady..."

"You can call me Jasmine...if you want...but I do kinda like 'm'lady'. And thank you." She admitted, taking her pajamas out of the closet. Jasmine then began to try and unzip her dress.

He looked at her then went red. "Uh- sorry..." He went to turn away but Jasmine stopped him. 

"Wait- can you unzip this for me, please...? I can't do it myself..." she turned away from him.

"Oh...sure." Anthony paused then unzipped her dress for her, trying his best to ignore her bra strap. "How did you do it earlier, then?" He laughed.

"My friend Renee did it for me before we went out! We went out to this one bar, then Renee wanted to go home, but me and my other friend Phillipa wanted to carry on drinking so we went to ANOTHER bar, then Phillipa wanted to go home, so I went to another bar...and I was super drunk...and I still am..." She giggled sleepily.

"Mmm, I know, m'lady...hold on." Anthony stopped for a second, then made a decision and pulled the straps of Jasmine's dress off for her. Jasmine just allowed this, though she was wary. "Wait...you're not-"

"It's nothing like that," He said quickly. "You're tired. Just let me do this for you...then I can get you into bed and you can head to sleep. Okay?" 

"O...Okay." She nodded tiredly.

Anthony nodded and pulled her dress down, still ignoring her bra and then her underwear. He gently pulled her dress off and folded it up neatly. Jasmine sleepily swayed in the background, eyes drooping.

He grabbed her pajamas and gently pulled her pajama shirt over her head. "I guess you'll just have to sleep in a bra tonight...cuz I'm not going that far."

"Alright," She yawned again.

Anthony chuckled softly then sat Jasmine down gently and managed to get her pajama bottoms on without inadvertently touching her in any bad places.

"Good...now under the covers, sleepy princess." 

She nodded and slipped under the covers eagerly, her eyes already closing. Anthony smiled. "I'll see you around...maybe." He turned to leave and began to walk away but was immediately stopped by someone grabbing his hand. He blinked and looked down at Jasmine.

Jasmine was staring up at him, her brown eyes glistening in the dim light. "Can...can you stay...?" She asked quietly.

Anthony went red. "What...like...with you?"

"Yes..." Jasmine mumbled, squeezing his hand faintly.

He paused, then smiled a little bit. "Okay...but shouldn't I sleep in the living room?"

"No...I want you in here...please, Mister..."

"It's Anthony, m'lady...and...okay. I will." He squeezed her hand back, then let go of it and went round the other side of the bed. He then pulled back the covers carefully, not wanting to mess them up that much, since they were so nice, and got into the cold bed. 

Jasmine rolled over and faced him with a grin. Anthony grinned and stuck his tongue out at her, then said; "Get some sleep, m'lady. You'll regret it otherwise."

Her grin melted into a smile. "Thank you, Mister...Anthony." She murmured then closed her eyes and fell asleep. Anthony quickly fell asleep too, in some random cutie's bed. 

i wanna die lmao maybe ill do part 2 idk skssksksk ive got exams soon skskskskssksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk BYE