"Some people just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair."
"I try not to laugh at my own jokes. but we all know I'm hilarious."
"SARCASM:
The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it."
"Biggest lie ever;
I'll start dieting tomorrow."
"Let's eat grandpa.
Let's eat, grandpa.
Correct pun cation can save a person's life."
"CURBSTOMP THAT BITCH😂😂"
"Wipe your mouth,
There is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips."
"That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone and you mess up a word."
"I say "Haha" after a text so it never sounds too serious."
"When Life Gives You Lemons...
Squeeze Them In People's Eyes."
"SHUT UP
I WEAR HEELS BIGFER THAN YOUR DICK."
"The biggest lie I tell myself is
"I don't need to write that down I'll remember it."
"I don't hate you
I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."
"Oh, I'm sorry...
Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
"I don't wanna
Taco'bout it." (see what I did there😋)
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